Batch Bitch

Naomi and Danielle are very tired. The show is awful. Maybe one of these couples will actually end up together, MAYBE. What is the point of this kind of entertainment? To give us consumerist little piggies some people to feed on while we go about our largely meaningless lives? Someone to stare at like an exhibit and say "at least I'm better than that". Who is happy? Not the contestants. Not us. Only Channel Nine and the advertisers who catch us in our brief gasps for air mid-show to sell us things we don't need. Things that they promise will make us happy but ultimately never do. We are like the contestants on this show, looking to 'experts' to tell us what we need when the whole thing is obviously futile and the 'experts' are a bunch of middle aged men who will interrupt us to tell us our problems are our own fault, and not the fault of the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy we are forced to live in.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected]:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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In this episode, Naomi and Danielle are angry at the producers for thinking Australia is that dumb. We don’t buy it. Also, no, we don’t think Cyrell should have gotten physical. BUT. She is a victim and we love our precious angel. Also Dan is a dog. Mike is a dog. John is a dog. Jess has been produced to seem like a dog.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected]:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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Naomi and Danielle get furious at almost all of the men on this show, and Naomi struggles with being cursed with finding Ines actually quite funny. They also talk about love languages a lot. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected]:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 weeks of MAFS (meeting all the couples, the dinner party and first commitment ceremony). They also talk queefs and you find out the answer to the pig question!! Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected]:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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We're starting Married At First Sight next week, and let me tell you... we already have some opinions!! Meanwhile there's a competition at the end of this episode so if you make it that far through our bullshit have a bloody go.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected] Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  

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Naomi tells Danielle off for GAMBLING and then the two charming beautiful women talk about a timeless classic, 1 Chance 2 Dance (available on Netflix if you'd like to watch). Also, if you're reading this, we're gonna do Married At First Sight next week so get pumped ayTwitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected] Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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Are you confused?? Just listen to the first minute. And then listen to the next 45 minutes. And then listen to the rest on Prime Mates (a very fun podcast!)Love u xoxox

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Naomi and Danielle are back from an accidental break, they talk Christmas, Louis CK, A Star Is Born (finally) and Naomi does a really good Ivan callback. Also it's Danielle here editing, I edited this after midnight and kept zoning out so I'm sorry if I've left in a toilet break or something but you're getting this for free so just skip 30 seconds you psycho. Be grateful.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected] Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Naomi and Danielle do face masks and talk competitions, Amy & Mel and the manosphere. Danielle is really echo-ey for some reason and we don't know why, but it's definitely Danielle's fault.  Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected] Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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Naomi and Danielle are truly scraping the barrel on content this week by doing buzzfeed quizzes. And yes, none of these quizzes should be done through and audio medium. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: [email protected] Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

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