Bats in the Belfry

We enjoy doing this ep a lot, lots of yucks. The nonsense of fraternities and getting in trouble begin the show. Briiiine was in the hospital for a couple days and shares his tale. Diarrhea, which leads us into some classic Diarrhea Perlman. Brian and Briiiine loves schemes and returns, Brittany does not. A nurse's real duty. The morgue. Having a bad diet. Sushi. Nerds. Cleaning out a closet and keepsakes. Fleshlights and drilldos. Gay guys seem like more fun to hang out with. Some of our classic “women be shoppin'” material. The mindset to have a political bumper sticker. Six Feet Under. Physical media. The Compliment Corner. We talk all about UFC 217. Parents meeting parents. Brittany tries to sell that she doesn't want a birthday or Christmas gift. Brian's “silk boxer” day. We praise What About Bob? And the sneakily expertly written script that it is, including being a great flick. Threesomes and lonesomes. The joy of making out as a young one. Butt munchers...

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Recorded - 11/7/17

It's Halloween so candy kicks off this episode including some conspiracies by “big candy”. The availability of everything, including candy. Football, the Patriots, and their starting QB representation across the league. We have impromptu costumes. Dinner with Brittany's mother. How long are you supposed to wait to get married? Understanding whats important visa-vie relationships. A yearly swinging from the chandelier party. Brian pushes an actually good Christmas song that goes over like a lead balloon. Gay for a laugh. Brittany's JBR misrepresented story on the news. Toasty for IMAX. The Shining is a full-on masterpiece. Apocalypto. Brittany tries to ruin the much heralded Taste Buds idea. An awful IHOP experience (don't ever go there folks). Fall hikes. Allowing a hangover. Woman make dookie, stay woke. Bush's unforeseen positive turn in the public eye. The impossibility of governing the massive United States. Doomsday preppers. Jail means no snow or traffic. Women still be shopping (and cleaning). Happy Halloween...

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Recorded - 10/31/17

It's Halloween so candy kicks off this episode including some conspiracies by “big candy”. The availability of everything, including candy. Football, the Patriots, and their starting QB representation across the league. We have impromptu costumes. Dinner with Brittany's mother. How long are you supposed to wait to get married? Understanding whats important visa-vie relationships. A yearly swinging from the chandelier party. Brian pushes an actually good Christmas song that goes over like a lead balloon. Gay for a laugh. Brittany's JBR misrepresented story on the news. Toasty for IMAX. The Shining is a full-on masterpiece. Apocalypto. Brittany tries to ruin the much heralded Taste Buds idea. An awful IHOP experience (don't ever go there folks). Fall hikes. Allowing a hangover. Woman make dookie, stay woke. Bush's unforeseen positive turn in the public eye. The impossibility of governing the massive United States. Doomsday preppers. Jail means no snow or traffic. Women still be shopping (and cleaning). Happy Halloween...

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Recorded - 10/31/17

Rejoice duuuuude, it's episode #311 maaaaan. We vibe out to some cool tunes via Nick Hexum and P-Nut. Sports logos never get better, classic is always better. Briiiine's Geocities website. Being full to the brim with political commentary. The nonstop chatter about the Cam Newton “controversy”. Gambling makes everything more fun including the stupid non-competative puppy bowl. Overpriced venue beers. Karen getting loose as a goose on Titanic night. Corsets. Brian's weekly compliment segment. Is a retweet an endorsement? Pills masks the symptoms. A wild and off night at Brian's mother's house including an enraging parental tech issues. Brian finds out a shocking revelation about his mother. Citizen CoKane. A Jim Norton reach-out. Tom Green rules. The Boston accent. Going to the game. A social rebranding. Get Down...

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Recorded - 10/24/17

The show begins with a recap for Brittany of when Briiiine quit the show on-air (#155 Tabs & a Fight). We wonder about the forgotten “Happy Hour”. Brian wants to be a “Santa hat” guy this holiday season. Brittany's walk in closet and who owns more shoes. Briiiine splits his pants. An arts and crafts project from 20 years ago that still stands. Brian forces Brittany into a wedding ceremony for the party and fanfare. Gastro Pubs. Briiiine has an NYC adventure. Aaron Rodgers is out for the season thus ruining Brian's fantasy team. Football is weird this year. 311 week is next week. Dressing nice. Hoodies. Parents meeting parents. 300 is a great flick. Briiiiine and his cavernous candy horde. Boo 2. Brian cleans Brittany's car. We preview our Titanic viewing (maybe in the morning) for Briiiine and the posters that will accompany it. Right ahead...

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Recorded - 10/17/17

Brittany joins us for the turkey trifecta. We're so close to being caught up with posting eps. We talk conspiracies and the infinity of space. Briiiiiine gets ghosted by some jerk. An update on Brian & Brittany. A new twist on the classic streak. Enraging traffic and it's ripple effects. We talk about Titanic and Briiiine having never seen it. Brian's friends are having children. Bad tattoos. The fanfare of being Facebook official. Forgetting birthdays. The creepy nature of children's pageants. Disney movies. Backdoor to Chyna. Brittany's Jean-Benet story. Kissing dudes. Passwords. Curt Schilling's excellent business acumen. Soccer Talk. A tragic fantasy football tale. Going to a sports event and how expensive it is. Mark Vs. Doug Flutie...

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Recorded - 10/10/17

We begin with the SNES Classic debacle now that its released. Schemes. Fraudulence is the primal rage it evokes, this time with PayPal. Brittany knows about stuff and is well-rounded. Last week we went to Poopsie's after the show where Brittany touched Briiiiine's thigh. The effect time has and how you see the world differently especially in a relationship. Old drops from the show. We do some Soccer Talk (you're welcome in advance fans). Football so far, how the Patriots look at 2-2. Expansion teams seem to garner less respect. Briiiiine and Brittany shockingly enjoy mint ice cream, Brian does not. Dumb Hanson. Enjoy music and learning how to play it, specifically at a later age. Marilyn Manson. People's tastes. Fetishes and the people who go too deep. Mr. Hands' helper. We concoct a classic Belfry messed-up scenario. Brian needs the Facebook Official fanfare. Go...

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Recorded - 10/3/17

This we are joined by Brian's new gal pal Brittany who has been discussed in previous weeks. It's a wine show. The Tyrod Taylor non-handshake and football in general. The National Anthem kneeling nonsense. Getting yelled at work for being on the phone. We get Brittany caught up to speed with some Soccer Talk and a tournament. Vegetarianism, chicken wings, and bacon pizza. Brittany wants to talk Kid Rock so we call Mark, our resident expert on the subject. Brian introduces Brittany to the friends and is a hit. Karen and her Hanson nonsense. Name spelling. A first date at Margarita's. Briiiiine's seal of approval. Political leanings and relationships. Pandering. Who wouldn't have sex with Tom Brady? Dumb vapidity of Instagram “models”. Foot flake perverts. We end with some Colorado sports...

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Recorded - 9/26/17

We start with our friend Mark with a bang talking belts in the Belfry on the knob and gender fluidity. Poor representatives of Republicans. An extremely Freaky Friday situation in which we become Scarlett Johansson, would you allow a train to be run on you with your friends? A State of the Poonion. Mark's so-called vasectomy. A co-worker's tale. Businesses in buildings. Cemeteries are a waste of space. A corpse garden alternative for doobage. We talk Gone Girl and debate on whether it is scary and/or a horror movie. We talk Frasier and the joy of getting people to watch it. T-shirts. Ballz Saggz. Air conditioned garlic. Jackie Chan's English and Rumble in the Bronx. Another Freaky Friday Jackie Chan situation where only goo can bring you back. Football gambling is fickle. Mark's internet money making idea. The Simpsons. This is a robust episode that was one of the most enjoyable in recent memory, hopefully you think so too...

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Recorded - 9/19/17

We wonder what it would be like if the Belfry was a morning radio show. Tennis anyone? A bad tattoo. Doctor stuff. What do pharmacists actually do? Healthy diet buzz words that are just lost on most. Bloated? A J.D. Power & Associates shout out. Brian sings the praises of a new lady named Brittany and how good things are going, and who is such an excellent telephone counterpart that it affects work. A gift idea. The annoying obsession with every little update with Star Wars and the nonsense that the franchise is becoming. Twitter and its repetitive nature these days. People love a natural disaster. The enjoyment of natural conversation as opposed to scripted discussion. Brittany likes the show? Explaining Bean Guy to an outsider. Football, the Patriots, and the immediate misplaced panic people have. Git it...

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Recorded - 9/12/17