Bats in the Belfry

First show of the new year of 2018. Coming out the gates talking food. Will stores still exist in the future? Soccer Talk and schedules. Making out at the stroke of midnight on New Years. A sad moment when a perfectly good pizza was thrown away. Shaving your head for big sums of money. Fathers' nicknames for mothers. A lil Little Mermaid break. Looking for hookers. Women who are pregnant had sex. Brittany throws trash. Dogs and dicks. Asia. A classic Simpsons clip with the “Tall Man”. A big poop. Wiping: standing or sitting? Watching classic movies, this time Midnight Cowboy. Stealthy Facebook activity. Happy new year folks...

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Recorded - 1/2/18

First show of the new year of 2018. Coming out the gates talking food. Will stores still exist in the future? Soccer Talk and schedules. Making out at the stroke of midnight on New Years. A sad moment when a perfectly good pizza was thrown away. Shaving your head for big sums of money. Fathers' nicknames for mothers. A lil Little Mermaid break. Looking for hookers. Women who are pregnant had sex. Brittany throws trash. Dogs and dicks. Asia. A classic Simpsons clip with the “Tall Man”. A big poop. Wiping: standing or sitting? Watching classic movies, this time Midnight Cowboy. Stealthy Facebook activity. Happy new year folks...

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Recorded - 1/2/18

We cap 2017 with one final, strong show. The annoyance of seeing how old computers operated. Brittany's hate for and need to ruin surprises. We talk about our Christmases and gifts. A Victrola. A piggish woman. Going to a VERY fancy dinner, getting the most bang for your buck, and the potential awkwardness that comes when someone is footing the bill. Embarrassing youthful endeavors. Brian finally sees the Last Jedi while also having two different uphill battles to find during it. Having the best feeling ever which is a uncomfortable outburst of a cackle at a movie. The NICEST man ever at a different theater. Briiiine's pervert newspaper boy and his thank you card. The most embarrassing social media person of all time who thinks he's a white-trash Joker, its douchey beyond measure. Brian is nearly taken out by a nasty broad at work. Brittany's messes a sweatshirt, Auld lang syne...

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Recorded - 12/30/17

Good friend Mark stops by to help share the load. We talk about our backdoor cleaning and drying. Brian gets gifts from customers (Mark takes umbrage) and we open some of them throughout the show. Christmas parties and yankee swap. Cereal. Briiiine is a feminist. A child's lunch gets refused. Brian shows and discusses a nude photo of himself circa 1990. Our friend Mikey's love saga from 9th grade and “Broken Peices”. An HIV positive restaurant. Aliens existing. Mark recounts his own saga of the time he was called to be a witness in a violent crime trial. Unisex prison. Guys vs. girls in construction. It's STILL the Willennium! Being spied on with the dumb Echo. Mark Madness...

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Recorded - 12/19/17

We begin with a dud of a trip to our beloved Hooters (the new Dedham stinks). Margaritas is closed for good, we lament accordingly. We talk chicken wings. Owning a gun and investigating a disturbance. Silly sex toys. The check reach. Brittany claims to want to make dinner for Brian. Jordan's Furniture M.O.M. and IMAX. Christmas gifts including the best one ever. Briiiine's glasses and his face without them. Women taking men's names and the hyphen. The biggest shoe-holding cuck on planet Earth. Trans stuff. A mind-numbing health insurance nightmare. An annoying old man. Brittany thinks all men know their taste. The sadness of Chris Farley. Briiiine's beef wallet. Is ignorance bliss ala the Matrix? The Who's More Who game. Patriots. Get to work...

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Recorded - 12/12/17

We race out the gates with an awful Flogging Molly screen name. Brian made chili and we question diets. Bad milk. An awkward moment that never happened. Board games. Briiiine has been dating again and fills us in. Attractiveness. Terrible texting/sexting. The key to a mate. Online dating. Karen stinks. Being a teacher. Cheating on pledging hours for the Big Help. CCD was the worst and being a hellion during it. Ruling the roost. A 3rd of July party ruined. Brittany is having a birthday soon, you can only imagine what she's doing for it. Being bankrupt for gift ideas. Briiiine babysits and his patience were tested. The nonsense culinary indulgence of eating weed. Brittany hates surprises. A frustrating occurrence with a co-worker. Soccer talk to end for the win...

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Recorded - 12/5/17

It's 3:16 night in the Belfry and we drink Steveweisers accordingly. Beer tastes bad, Pepsi tastes good. We go around and recap our Thanksgivings. Evil parent tricks. Hair upkeep. Family leaving in the middle of a family dinner. The awfulness of smoking cigarettes. A fruitful trip to the casino and all the events surrounding it. Brian's week-long winning streak. Smells vs tastes. Women be shoppin but Brian and Briiiine do as well as it turns out. The unnecessary nature of the “dash” button. Technology making things just too easy and lazy. Briiiine has an busy Saturday including an evening with Jay-Z. The overtime ask. We (again) watch the magical Stone Cold E.T. Beauty pageants are weird. Oh hell yeah!...

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Recorded - 11/29/17

FINALLY caught up with posting episodes and are now current and we discuss it (We had a lot of laughs making this one). Asking people what they paid for something, tacky? Abandoning time all together. Daylight Savings Time. Racist Transformers: Dark of the “Moon”. Superhero movies. Beastiality doesn't need to actually be illegal. Getting caught. Humane beef tariff. What are we pushing for? The worst joke you could ever pull on someone. A Titanic/Karen unraveling cackle. The Main Event of this episode: a video sent by a dude to a gal 12 hours after a mistaken drunken hookup, it is GOOD and CRINGY. We disseminate the madness of this video. Brittany pulls out another GREAT/AWFUL video of a dude who was happy to have gotten her number months ago. Women wear out their mouse trackballs from online shopping. A clam scramble. Advice. A Yankee Swap rules disagreement. Ciao, Baby...

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Recorded 11/21/17

Brittany's official appointment as a member of the show begins the show. An excellent name for a medicine. Brian's 4 day vacation. We sing the praises of Pepsi. The great holey pillow debate. A closet purge of old stuff. Sentimentality. Being open to new things. Mountain Dew and its branding. A charming and romantic Taco Bell story with Brian and Brittany involving a worker who Briiiine knows on a first-name story. Enragingly inconsiderate people. Dumb Garth Brooks. Edgar & Chip. Brian declares Brittany the best egg in this week's Compliment Corner. We progress in Six Feet Under. A legendary internet-based goo box that is lit aflame. A classic “it's just me Casper” callback. Movies and names. Brittany's former dirtbag landlord and his continued scumminess. Soccer Talk (you're welcome fans). Skiing. The joy of getting friends into Frasier. The J.T.T. Bedroom picture. Spanish Wednesday. Haram Miercoy...

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Recorded - 11/13/17

We enjoy doing this ep a lot, lots of yucks. The nonsense of fraternities and getting in trouble begin the show. Briiiine was in the hospital for a couple days and shares his tale. Diarrhea, which leads us into some classic Diarrhea Perlman. Brian and Briiiine loves schemes and returns, Brittany does not. A nurse's real duty. The morgue. Having a bad diet. Sushi. Nerds. Cleaning out a closet and keepsakes. Fleshlights and drilldos. Gay guys seem like more fun to hang out with. Some of our classic “women be shoppin'” material. The mindset to have a political bumper sticker. Six Feet Under. Physical media. The Compliment Corner. We talk all about UFC 217. Parents meeting parents. Brittany tries to sell that she doesn't want a birthday or Christmas gift. Brian's “silk boxer” day. We praise What About Bob? And the sneakily expertly written script that it is, including being a great flick. Threesomes and lonesomes. The joy of making out as a young one. Butt munchers...

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Recorded - 11/7/17