We are recording on 3/16, oh hellllll yeah. Vegans. We miss our guest this week, hopefully next week. Fast food update. We are Americans. Parades stink. Brian passes on seeing Jimmy Norton for the show. Going to the casino and NOT gambling? Dick pics, who needs em. We go over a hog sent over to Brittany on OkCupid. We have a HEALTHY porno talk, good, bads, and uglies. Brian and Brittany try to get a house. Living in the South Shore area. Customer service and sticking up for yourself. March Madness. Colorado sports. Cocktail parties. We talk about planning a New Hampshire vacation. Having the fun party house, these days, and getting everyone onboard at the same time. Dr. Jasper. And that's the bottom line...