Bats in the Belfry

The show begins in the only way it could, by talking puny peters. The useless Ticketmaster vouchers given out years ago. The shameful and sad state of what is considered rap these days. The insane misplaced choice of music stores play specifically Home Depot. Advertising. A dream anytime is right around the corner. Being able to walk around your town 50 years ago. Writing essays. A blanket controversy. We are both the last and first of a generation. Living in the middle of nowhere. The crows of the 90s. Some classic “what if's”. Some body exploration stuff. Enjoy our musings...

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Recorded - 7/21/18

Hot out the gates with diets and new chairs, look out. Brian gets stung by a ground-nesting bee. Brian invents a new cocktail the PP Rum. #2. Bugs. Brittany campaigns against hood milk aka “ugly milk”. Skipping school. Heat stroke. The upcoming Who Is America? The Mission Impossible franchise rules. We compare fast food stuffs. Come on in friends...

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Recorded - 7/13/18

At long last we are in the new house and thus in the new Belfry. Briiiine's lady Katie joins us. We discuss the upcoming 4th of July festivities. We talk about DNA and heritage testing. A killer trolley. Mr Tim, a creepy pageant host that Brittany knew. Brian used to do hurtful impressions of his family. Karen's weirdo house-warming gift. Mr Rogers. New digs babyyyyy...

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Recorded - 7/3/18

We embark on the final episode in the original Belfry before the big move and thus justly start off with talk of fecal transplants. Remarkably, the Chunnel is real. A female reboot entitled the Godmother. “The Gramchise”. Gotti the feature. A classic “what would you rather do. Brian gets shooed away. Funko Pop dolls are wildly stupid. Swag Flu. Thanks for listening, now to the new digs, onward and upward friends...

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Recorded - 6/25/18

We start by pondering Briiiine's hot dog eating prowess in a competition. The great debate as to whether to by a Yeti cooler. We talk about the final days of the Belfry recording studio as we know it. We all went to the Todd Barry crowd-work show so we discuss how great it was including a bold move by Brian that was nothing short of chivalrous. We all ate too many special cookies. Idiot drops a gun at a wedding. Buying stuff for the house. Hi-def still rules. Saturday Night Fever is actually good and gritty. We continue to talk flicks...

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Recorded - 6/12/18

Rocketing out the gate talking about hitting kids, more over a specific brat in a video who totally had it coming to him. We continue to talk about fights and high school confrontations. People who live online. Brian casually looks at Brittany's Facebook. How weird it would be if certain famous people died. Embarrassing stuff including anger at cheerleading trophy. “Racism”. Athleticism. Brian and Briiiine go take measurements. We discuss the upcoming final episode in the soon-to-be old Belfry studios. Come at me brooooo..

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Recorded - 6/5/18

Rocketing out the gate talking about hitting kids, more over a specific brat in a video who totally had it coming to him. We continue to talk about fights and high school confrontations. People who live online. Brian casually looks at Brittany's Facebook. How weird it would be if certain famous people died. Embarrassing stuff including anger at cheerleading trophy. “Racism”. Athleticism. Brian and Briiiine go take measurements. We discuss the upcoming final episode in the soon-to-be old Belfry studios. Come at me brooooo..

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Recorded - 6/5/18

The show begins with plans for the upcoming 4th. Pain in the ass clerical doctor stuff. We start living our best Zima lives. House buying combined with some demo work. We talk about restaurants and Mexican food. Football and “fun”. Who cares what people are squawking about. When nature calls direct. Brian and Brittany's upcoming house purchase. Live that Zima life people...

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Recorded 5/29/18

Friend Karen drops by as we begin talking about apps and capitalism maaaaaan. We talk about weddings and their inherent silliness. We reluctantly gloss over the dumb royal wedding. Briiiiine makes the admiral and bold move of completely deleting Facebook. Brittany talks politics and has dismay for McCain. We need the know the dirty deets of Karen's new romantic endeavor. Karen tries unsuccessfully to avoid Brian's question's about Karen's new love affair with a man. Karen is a madman, but a good one. Karen gets jilted by a nerdy Indian cos-player. Front to back. Enjoy all the romantic talk friends...

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Recorded - 5/24/18

We go back to our roots and record with the Zoom because the computer continues to be toast. We see Tully at Loring Hall. We expound on the charm of Loring and the joy of actually going to the movies. Driving without music. Popcorn. Brittany had never seen an inchworm before. The spectacle of wrestling as Brian and Briiiiine go to a live event. Brian's Spicoli-like uncle Glenn. Which Sex and the City characters are we as we try to maintain heterosexuality. A subtle but brilliant Jurassic Park find. How many tampons are in a box? Brian's classic childhood demand for Fritos story. Brittany recalls a downright diabolical story in which she frames her younger brother. Go to movie theatres people...

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Recorded - 5/18/18