Bats in the Belfry

The new year begins. Briiiine pops over by accident due to criss-crossed plans. R Kelly stuff. The classic of finding porn in the woods. Brittany's Beautiful Mind-esuqe count-up. Briiiine battles Comcast. The gloriousness of Chick-fil-a and their confounding scantness on the south shore of Massachusetts. Memorizing phone numbers. Health entanglements and insurance. Municipal outposts. Brittany and Briiiine sing Spice Girls. Going to the veterinarian. Enjoy the new years people...

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Recorded - 1/8/19

We close out the year with a pair of unprecedented guests, Brittany's parents. We begin with a bad waiter and a good tip. Background tests. A Flannery O'Connor bumper sticker. A tree. Public freak outs. Brittany snores like a viking. Vintage decor and noisy clocks. Emmett the pup and dogs in general. Traveling more. Resolutions. The “What Your Name Could Be” game. Auld Lang Syne brahhh...

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Recorded - 12/31/18

Marky boy joins us as we get Popeye's and launch into fast food chains. Warming your car up is a myth. Mark discusses a FUN breakfast with Santa and the Bi-Polar Express. Brian and Brittany have the absolute best (no exaggeration) meal that they've ever had. Mark proclaims he has the inside track on a tuna sandwich. Some fun, quality slam poetry. Layaway and a scheme. Sprouts, ever dirty and mung beans. Pepsi points. Emmett the dog was named as such from the dude from Pkew Pkew Pkew. Flicks.

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Recorded - 12/11/18

We rocket out of the gate with what the fans have been clamoring for, returning items. Food stuffs including chicken wings. The history of the Belfry. The current pet dynamics and pecking order. Commercial jingles. Technology and dumb phones. Gambling and risking a video game purchase. Being left alone by parents as child. Lewd dudes. Enjoy the hodgepodge folks...

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Recorded - 11/27/18

Brian and Brittany get a new dog, Emmett. Brittany humbly apologizes for her showing on last week's show. We talk about the dog and the whole process of getting him. Suck the rug. A classic scheme switcharoo. Gotti is an unironically bad movie. Emmett makes an on-show dookie. People from both sides of the aisle are unwantingly putting political signs on the front lawn. Fast food excellence. Enjoy this unorthodox ep with our new bud...

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Recorded - 11/20/18

Sade, Sisqo, and other R&B hit-makers inspire the opening of the show and some embarrassing moments. The underappreciated value of a leisurely drive. Foreign affairs. Annoyingly pronounced surnames. Deep, odd internet stuff and erotica. Pressed-hams are still a hit and the Friendship Butt Picture. Thompson the Tank Engine. The Duck Penalty. Kendall Gill eBay search histories. Brittany stomps loudly, a LOT. McDonald's praise. Brittany gets TOE UP, leaves the show and makes food on the floor. The wheels come off the wagon like a bat out of hell by the end of this ep...

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Recorded - 11/12/18

We open with a tragedy as a once mighty Zima falls. Briiiine squabbles with an ex. Voting. High School anxiety. Plants. The tiresome, tedious nature of the “Bean Guy” stuff. Sopranos. Sports uniforms. We talk scientifically about the environment. A lot of that adult dirty and being fed up. We end with some tasty dishes. Enjoy friends...

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Recorded - 11/8/18

The Red Sox won the World Series, which is fun. “Sports Ball” sarcasm is nauseating. Brian and Brittany host their first Halloween and have thoughts. The awesome documentary Rats. IKEA. Briiiine house hunts. Brian's mothers gives him a boatload of junk toys from his youth. Listening to stuff and getting things done. Legalization. Nightmare weather. Holes n' stuff. Having kids and treating them good/bad. Get it...

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Recorded - 11/2/18

We talk about the big jackpot and discuss the what if's upon winning (Brittany wouldn't let Brian give any dough to friends). Instagram. FetLife madness. We go back to money and do deeper into possibilities. Taking a bath is underrated. Electronics and sleep. Movies, blu-ray, and 4k. Brian uncovers some relics including some revealing written words from a forgotten theological lesson. Don't talk back...

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Recorded - 10/23/18

The angst of being a fan of a team whilst on the opposite coast. Antiques and antiquing. Good water. Proper Twelve whiskey (apologies for the crappy audio quality during this). Breaking Bad reminiscing leads us into TV/movie talk. Briiiine at gunpoint. Hitting someone with a puddle. Brian has a full blown shouting match with a woman at a grave store, a true nightmare of a person. Briiiine is known at Taco Bell in the morning. Dealing with Comcast is truly is bad as you can imagine. My why and companies wanting information. Bad breath and more...

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Recorded - 10/9/18