Baywatch's funding is being cut, so cue a clip show to justify their existence! Old friends return, CJ gives an impassioned speech, and we get one of the most bizarre opening montages of the show thus far.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Tony Thaxton (Motion City Soundtrack, Bizarre Albums podcast) for an episode that reveals to us the titles of all Baywatch members, delves into the minutia of county economic politics, and forces the county supervisors into uncomfortable beach chairs while Baywatch attempts to "save the rec center!".

Martina McBride and Ricky Van Shelton guest star. A gaggle of bikini girls attempt to drown a man. Hobie has a new romantic rival...his dad?!?! a country star searches for his estranged wife and son, who do not seem to want to be found.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Dominique Johnson (co-host of the "Country Brothers" podcast) for a honky-tonk episode that features FOUR montages, TWO missing scenes, and ONE glorious hot pink, piano-tie-lapel blazer!

Baywatch goes meta! A TV producer wants to make a TV series about lifeguards, but will anyone go for it? Stephanie wants to play herself, but a deus-ex-CJ intervenes. Mitch hates television. Garner meets his Waluigi.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Lucé Tomlin-Brenner (check out her podcast "It's Always Halloween"!) for an episode filled with in-jokes, meta-commentary, and, of course, Dolph Oppelganger!

Mitch falls in love, but the good times won't last. Catherine protects herself from the sun, but the screen has other ideas. Brody buys Eddie's boat, but Summer has a choice to make.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Eileen Mary O'Connell (check her out on instagram @eileenmaryoconnell, twitter at @i_lean, and TikTok @ohconnell!) as we talk the crazy mid-episode twist, Mitch's attachment issues, and the definition of "manifesto" contextually. It's a wild one!

Carrie-Ann Moss steals the show playing a woman with split-personalities who sets her sights on Mitch. Matt and Summer deal with new metaphors for their relationships. A boat captain chums the water in style. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Arik Cohen for a truly wacky episode that features fake sharks, real sharks, glasses and ponytails covering up beauty, tragically waterlogged breakfasts, AND we develop a theory that Baywatch is building up its rogue's gallery at the Sealand Sanitarium, all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!.

Baywatch goes on vacation. Summer is seduced by a ghost. Matt is jealous of the ghost. Mitch's brother Buzz returns, looking a little different. Hobie and Kyle do San Diego up big. CJ is a shill for Sea World. Stephanie's shot at romance never materializes. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Rachel Van Nes for a truly wild ghost plot that more than makes up for the lackluster B and C stories!

Ben is self-conscious about his cane. The Red Knights face off against Corky Calhoun. Bud Gates shares a story about Marilyn Monroe. Mitch uses a portable baby-delivery kit. Jackie loses her big chance with the VP of Vicestar records.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Jonny Svarzbein for an episode that reunites Ben with his former coworkers, reuses montage footage from the last time Ben waxed nostalgic about "the good ol' days", and one in which we speculate that "Jackie's Special" is a seared-ahi tuna melt with American cheddar. Yum!

Jessie the biker returns, only this time she's a jet ski model. Summer gets jealous. Hobie buys a keytar for himself and a guitar for Mitch. 2 episodes of the show go missing, and boy what a two minutes those are. Brody returns to Point Doom. Charlie calls Brody "Eddie" no less than sixteen times.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Chuck Maa (check out his short film "Ocha", coming soon!) for an explosive episode filled with stalkers, concerts, water slug fests, and three full minutes of David Hasselhoff concert footage!

An old couple uses a 100-year old scuba suit. Hobie makes a diorama out of veggies (and one lemon). Baywatch hosts the Special Olympics.

Join Zach, Charlie and returning guest Matt Apodaca ("How Did This Get Played") for an episode that features Mary Lou Retton, vindictive-but-unseen coaches, and, of course, that sweet sweet A&W Cream Soda, all on this week's Baywatch Watch! 

Stephanie has a crush. Carlos has a sister. CJ has a magician. Hobie has some A&W, and then he doesn't. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Clare Loughran (Inside the Disney Vault podcast) for an episode that contains a bumper car brawl, a metal pole battle, and the coolest death threat art we've ever seen!