Mitch suffers a life-changing injury that almost certainly will never be mentioned again. An assassin hunts a child. Stephanie does chores. Hobie uses Pepsi as a motivational tool.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Jessica Svendsgaard for yet another two parter that plays fast and loose with episode structure. We'll talk the mini clip show, the lack of security at the rehab facility, and Mitch's seemingly years-long recovery from temporary paralysis all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!

Mitch falls in love, again. Criminals return to the scene of the crime multiple times. Hobie's hidden talent. Guido's Mama comes to town. Summer and CJ endanger a child. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Andrew Young (check out Zach and Andrew's new podcast, "Stone Cold Paradise", out soon!) as they dive into an episode that shows us Mitch's idealized family fantasy, what Hobie's been up to at school, and makes us (apparently, if Wikipedia is to be believed) say goodbye to Guido, all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!

A killer "who makes Hannibal Lecter look like Little Bo Peep" takes Stephanie and Summer hostage in a lifeguard tower. Mitch uses Hobie's science project to make a subterranean rescue. Jimmy Slade botches the job and gets shot in the process. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest (and ardent Baywatch defender) Will Hines as we break down this wild episode and Will schools the boys on perfect television on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch! 

The crew performs a group rescue, and is rewarded with a cruise. A drug kingpin wears prosthetics. CJ bets it all, wins, loses, then wins it all back, that classic story. Summer's romance is cut. Stephanie reflects on one specific memory. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Taylor Cox (writer for "Miracle Workers", co-host of the "Hills I Die On" podcast) as we discuss maybe the best two-parter to date in Baywatch history? It's got magically cured gambling addictions, a very schedule-dependent police custody evasion, and a near-death experience that conjures memories of an early 1900's photoshoot on a golf course, all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!

Mitch has to go to San Diego again. A group watches for aliens on the beach. Jimmy Slade finds himself an unwitting diamond mule. Summer and Jimmy's romance blooms. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Franky Guttman (check out This is Dark Matters on Twitch!) as we talk the blissful purity of Kelly Slater's performance, try to figure out why the diamond smuggling operation didn't go a million different other ways, and discuss the wonder that is Summer's fantasy montage, all on this week's Baywatch Watch!

Mitch hires a housekeeper. CJ and Stephanie go to Catalina and encounter an exploding boat and a jewel thief. We have serious concerns about CJ's ability to regulate her own oxygen intake. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Karen Baughn (watch "American Christmas" on Showtime!) as we talk Mitch and Hobie's culinary appetites, postulate how the jewel heist worked, and Charlie learns that Holland is not in Scandinavia, all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch! 

Summer deals with glowstick-induced panic attacks while Mitch decides whether or not to become an architect to carry on his father's legacy in an episode that deals with some pretty heavy subjects (with all the grace and nuance we've come to expect from Baywatch). 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Joe Uhlarik (Emphatic Pictures) as we talk the introduction (and exit) of Mitch's parents, the mid-Season 3 drop that Mitch went to architecture school, and everyone's excitement at Mitch's design for an underwater city on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch! 

CJ's nightmares come true when an assassination attempt on the Governor's life during a KISS FM sponsored Surfrider Foundation concert finds her unconscious and headed full speed towards the pier on a remote control boat packed with explosives. Worse yet, it's a 100 degree day and riptides are causing everyone to simultaneously start drowning! It's less exciting than it sounds, but at least you get to see a full performance from the fictional band Tag!

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Andy Bustillos (@andybustillos) as we talk low res insert shots, the disservice the insanely long montages do to any semblance of a cohesive plot, and yes, we talk Tag on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!

Shukri R. Abdi (@shukrisayshi on the socials) returns for a weird episode that sees Garner and Mitch going "undercover" (with no secret identities) in a two on two basketball tournament to solve a murder. Dennis and Arlene (two people we've never met before) are on their honeymoon, but Dennis has eyes for CJ. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and Shukri as we discuss an episode that loosely references "White Men Can't Jump", full on copies "The Heartbreak Kid", and sets the stage for the Southern California-famous Sit 'n Sleep mattress commercials while providing inspiration for one scene in "She's All That" (that's our story and we're sticking to it). Plus, Pamela Anderson breaks out as the bombshell she's remembered as in a montage that is probably the reason so many of our parents wouldn't let us watch this show. Lot going on here! 

Mitch and Stephanie go undercover to catch J Peterman, a criminally-underused Danny Trejo, and some other goons in a yacht-robbing heist operation and lose themselves in the process. Garner gets seasick. CJ wants to go fast...sometimes. 

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Heather Woodward (co-creator of the improvised web series "Murder Story") as we talk Stephanie's diving, the identification of a dead body on sight as being the wife of one of your college professors, and the baffling jazz club montage overlayed with music that is decidedly NOT jazz. Just another day in paradise on Baywatch Watch!