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Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part.

Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment.

Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a lot despite having nothing to do with him according to...him

Yes Nigel did a press conference and he got in on it and of course we had to mention 'Randy Andy' and indeed Koo Stark gets a nod as does Katy Price and George Washington.

Yes it's a big Epstein bumper ep and you must tune in!!

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Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky.

Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or are they really mates?

Anyway in other news Nigel welcomed Suella Braverman into the Reform madhouse but hurry up your time is limited if you really want to go full on heroin right wing as opposed to the Tory methadone programme.

We doa number on FEMA, ICE and all the other anacronyms and finally a bit of Badenoch and Tice for good measure. Get stuck into it and tell your friends.

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Number 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt.

Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that are congregating in the non-descript Swiss town that no doubt Charlie Chaplin and Sean Connery stopped to go to the toilet to one day.

We've got stuff on Steve Witherden, the Peace board, the chairman of the board, Kemi Badenoch and the Blairs get a grilling as well, remember them??

We're up to 52, we're rocking this!!

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X, yes that's right X. XXX, wouldn't it be good if it all ended tomorrow. I personally think it will but each to their own. Anyway X and Grok get a bazookering and the whole bikini clad harmless fun which its all supposed to be gets hit but it's a free country isn't it.

Anyway there's a 'Mike Yarwood' ie not great impersonating cabinet meeting from myself. I was quite proud of my Wes Streeting.

Big defection news this week which has dominated the Westminster news, Nadhim Zahawi has apparently crawled from under a load of used bank notes and joined Reform just as the company he founded has deemed that they've dropped loads of points in the polls.

The as we thought that defections couldn't be any more bizarre, those lovely Tories sack Robert Jenrick!! He's not as we write this decided where he was going but he's likely going to join the Reform Lions Club. Tell your friends. Its Bazookaaah!!!

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Yes we're at 50 and to celebrate the milestone we're doing a war special!!

Venezuela, Ukraine, Greenland, this from a bloke who's stopped 8 wars allegedly. There's also a culture war to end with and of course the ICE war in Minnesota.

Vancey, Trumpy, Leavitt-ey they all get the Bazookaaah treatment, as do closer to home war fans messrs Robinson, Farage and of course our own lickspittle leader Starmer the Trump bullshit farmer.

Get stuck in and tell your friends about Bazookaaah!! Topical satire and lampooning of the establishment from a box room on North Tyneside.

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Happy New Year to you all. It's a bank holiday in Scotland but the rest of the UK is back at work and 2026 is well underway.

We're now welcoming people who do Britain down (we never used to do that, this is brand new), Mr El-Fattah is here with his hyphen with Fattah Farce and the Esablishment Errors, a band my cousin saw in The Screen On The Green in Islington in 1976. Apparently he's a villain because, get this 'he once liked something on Facebook' he never did?!!!

Also HS2 gets a New Year bazookering as does Farage with his duty doing by reporting bad goings on to the counter terrorism police.

The New Years Honours list is the big story in the middle of this week's show. The truth behind the 'Services To Woke' and the 'Right On Lefties' getting awards. FInd out more by listening.

Happy New Year folks!!

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You say Intifada I say Ifitada, Jess Philipps gets it wrong and says sorry and laughs, not good enough pet. Shes doesn't need Bazookering she does it herself.

Of course we touch on the E word, it can't be avoided even in the holiday season and of course we had to mention certain people going out to Dubai to champion misfits boxing.

As well as that a feller called Chris wants to become a Reform mayor and had some odd views on bacon?!!

Get stuck in it's a great Christmas episode. Have a happy holiday, Christmas and that weird time between Christmas and New Year. Enjoy.

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Yes we're close to 50 and we're close to Christmas and we've given a few debutants the Bazookaaah treatment.

Carole Malone gets a rant at the end of the pod. Before that the usual suspects are covered as well as a modern day 'Rock Island Line' for immigrants and a surprise Bazookering for the former owner of Chelsea FC who now lives back in Russia.

Yes the oil prices, the Ukrainian 'fund' and of course Yvette 'have you seen the state of Trump's hair' Cooper, her and her load of balls have been pouring oil on arguments for years.

Ebenezer Scrooge, Sergei Walankov and of course the Reform Christmas party get covered as well.

Enjoy.

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Not quite a Christmas special but a lot of Winter Festival references because I refuse to say the word Christmas because I hate this country. Anyway a lovely job on Isabel Oakshott and Kevin O Sullivan as they discuss how Christmas has been ruined by the wokes. Yes and I know she's married to Richard Tice and we imagine what funny jokes they'll be having in the house on Christmas Day.

We've laid off Trump this week because I can't stand even thinking about him now and again but Farage gets it again mainly because of his claim that one in three Glaswegian children can't speak English. I'll let you put your own jokes in there.

Finally the resident doctor's strike and the kit gloves way Streeting is dealing with it when he'd really like to be dealing with it in a Winston Churchill Tonypandy way.

Do please enjoy and pass it on to your friends. Bazookaaah

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The Bazookaaah on 45 keep on turning in your mind.

Anyway we have on 45 our Bazookering of Zara Sultana and comparing her to Reg from The Life Of Brian. Boycotting her own party conference takes some bloody doing!! Owen Jones actually gets an easy ride for interviewing her and rolling his eyes.

Don't worry Hegseth and Trump get their usual box room from North Tyneside treatment, loads of proper jokes and high octane lampooning.

To close the show a bit of Farage bashing, you can't beat it.

No bashing the government this week, I thought I'd give the simpering morons a week off. 

Go on get stuck in!!

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