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Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!

The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!

Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not allowed to because it's not haram.

So Melania Trump, Sinnitta, John Healey the defence secretary and of course Trumpy get a good grilling this week as do other ancient orders and institutions. Lots of jokes and send ups, you can't beat a bit of Bazook!!

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Is Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall.

It does come back to Trump but goes the way via Yvette Cooper, Marks and Spencer and Norman Schwarzkopf.

But we're not dealing with Churchill here and Trump gets proper bazookered this month. Also the youth of today and the met police who will deal with them 'decisively'.

It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without a crack at the government and of course the risible Reform and their here today gone tomorrow stars Offord and Dudley.

And if that isn't enough, the Easter space travel to the far side of the moon gets out treatment. Like and share and tell your friends.

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A few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he!

Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweeney's phone which is such a bit bit of bad luck for the lovely bloke and when he gave the wrong home address the Met police went to the wrong address and would you believe it they couldn't find it. They never get any luck the squeaky clean Met do they!!

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Here we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well.

NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as the Iranians and their Ras Laffan bombings which sounds like a bombing in rural Wales.

Gerry Adams gets a nod as does Sam Allardyce and Christopher Lee.

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Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies.

So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis make their Bazookaaah debut.

Also the Churchill on the bank notes or rather off them gets some forensic piss taking and the ridiculous reaction of messrs Farage and the other members of Reform that aren't very important. Don't blame me lads it's Nigel that pushes them out of the way when there's a photo opportunity. He really is the Diana Ross of right wing politics.

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Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.

We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes it's silence. Of course Isabel Oakshott gets bazookaaahed but not for too long, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. She was definitely on the remedial table at her posh school. Also Charlie Mullins gets the treatment as well, he's hilarious.

So there's reaction from many people apart from the Tories because they're becoming more and more irrelevant as time goes by.

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Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special. 

It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well.

All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more.

Lots of bits we couldn't cover and there's other news as well, Hilary Clinton and of course Ian H***ley get a bazookering too.

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Number 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!!

The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgusting Andrew with a double barrelled surnane and that with stiff competition in the shape of messrs Lloyd Webber and Dice Clay, I'll let De La Tour off!

Plenty of gags and a piece on the war of words from the Whitehouse toward Iran. 

All lining up to our live show on Friday covering the Gorton and Denton by election and it's aftermath!!

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Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back.

Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. It's only fair as they're on 10% in the opinion polls already! Aye if you believe that I'd love to have sold you a porch door in the 80s.

More new legislation from the nasals and Reeves has, due ironically due to her and her department's piss awful maths they do have a surplus of 30.4 billion pounds, probably just enough to pay off Andrew's victims. I didn't say which Andrew we're talking about and the Andrew everyone is talking about strongly denies sexual assault.

Plenty more stuff to get your teeth into. Enjoy like and share.

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Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something.

Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the Scottish leader who has said he should leave hasn't been sacked either, apparently Starmer is behind him 100%, weird bloke. Maybe it's him beign 'definitely working class that makes him such a maverick that chucks out loyal people but is right behind treachary.

McSweeney's successors, two women who will be on a smaller salary than one bloke (just telling it like it is sisters) I'm sure will do a great job. Just run a book on how many times in a week he'll apologise just to make the day go quicker.

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