Grab your idea eggs and crack them on Nate’s chest to get him off in an all new LIVE! It’s our 200th episode extravaganza and we ring in the new century by cracking open some of our old idea eggs. Can you name twelve pants? Who is a bigger wild card: Taz or Osama Bin Laden? Do you remember chocolate pizza Lunchables? Same. Plus, Superman spells good. All the dinosaurs are replaced by Jim Carrey. Whale ant ruins the cake. All that and the best worst letter swaps and it all happens somewhere, LIVE!

Grab your monopoly tank and return Blub Blub 3 to the fish store on an all new LIVE! Rejected Monopoly pieces, ways to kill Nate’s fish, or game puns, it’s sort of whatever you want! Just have fun. How many fish could Kevin Kline eat? What animals have Nate killed? What new characters will the boiz workshop for the next 100 episodes? Plus, Pat is a good inept boy. Matt needs a crunch with every food. Nate keeps on Nate’ing. All that and more on an all new LIVE!

Grab your tire mulch and spread it all over a new episode of LIVE! This week we honor the number five. Is five the funniest number? What do you picture when someone says “lost in the sauce?” Is Take Five the most underrated candy bar? Plus, Matt’s body suffers from post-workout depression. Nate spends $1200 on cancer-causing rubber. Pat has a new neighbor..and it’s a bear! All that and happy hour (unless you’re in RI) and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your biglet and cuddle up with a new episode of LIVE! Nate’s thermodynamic blanket has gone to the bedroom in the sky, so it’s time to invent the next generation of blanket greatness. Pat makes a lava cake out of his head. Nate likes a good ball tangle between his legs. Matt is the only one who makes his bed. Plus, is there fat on a turtle? Is 100lbs too heavy for a weighted blanket? Why did Blub Blub go back to the store? All that and fifty shapes of triangle and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your flamethrower crown and meet us in London for the coronation (and a new episode of LIVE!). If you were getting coronated, what would you have as your crown, your throne, your festivities and your first decree? Nate wears a beer helmet. Matt sits in a captain’s chair. Pat shoots fire out of his head. Plus, who has a beaver as a pet? What do you see when you read? You know what gets thrown? Balls get thrown. All that and sucking on tongues and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your moo tube and join Wolf, Sad Dog and the Snail on a new episode of LIVE! What are some rooms in real life that you actually want to escape? Matt fears being the last guest standing at a holiday dinner. Pat has more muscle than a full-grown Florida panther. Nate escapes bath time by tricking his kid. Plus, would you rather be nice or do bribes? Is a feature film and an event movie the same thing? Why is Matt running a 5K? Beer Dano agrees: you need to listen to LIVE!

Grab your bottle within a bottle with a message in it and float it down cum river on a new episode of LIVE! Fortune cookies are played out. What else should come with fortunes? Pat tries to teach portion control. Nate wraps his fortunes in a blanket. Matt is on the hunt for squirrel scrolls. Plus, whose ancestor has a bust in Westminster Abbey? Do men chew umbilical cords? What's an adage? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your blorp and go gangbusters at congress for an all new episode of LIVE! Inches and seconds are old news and it’s time for some new units of measurements. How many Matts is Nate’s house? How many slices of pizza is a bowl of cereal? How many donut holes is a horse? Plus, Matt has fat lumps on his leg from punching himself during football. Pat short-circuits when he finds out time is relative. Nate washes his butt quite infrequently. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your chest crevice and join us in the cone for a new episode of LIVE! The bathroom has been around forever, and there is still area for improvement. Pat proposes a toilet that sucks waste out of you and possibly pleasures you during. Matt wants the shower to clean itself. Nate wants a digital leaderboard that tracks his pee stats. Plus, why does Nate describe himself as being “smooth as eggs?” What does Big Toilet not want you to know? Why don’t they make the whole house out of Magic Eraser? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your croc rock and meet us on the water for a youthful episode of LIVE! What makes you feel young (when you really think about it)? Nate feels young when his mom does his laundry. Matt finds the fountain of youth every time he’s on a boat. Pat is taken back to better days when he builds a fire. Plus, what toilets freak Pat out? Who did Nate beat in a wrestling match in college? Can you legally parody a parody song back to the original song? All that and gator-loving lumberjacks on an all new LIVE!