Grab your moo tube and join Wolf, Sad Dog and the Snail on a new episode of LIVE! What are some rooms in real life that you actually want to escape? Matt fears being the last guest standing at a holiday dinner. Pat has more muscle than a full-grown Florida panther. Nate escapes bath time by tricking his kid. Plus, would you rather be nice or do bribes? Is a feature film and an event movie the same thing? Why is Matt running a 5K? Beer Dano agrees: you need to listen to LIVE!

Grab your bottle within a bottle with a message in it and float it down cum river on a new episode of LIVE! Fortune cookies are played out. What else should come with fortunes? Pat tries to teach portion control. Nate wraps his fortunes in a blanket. Matt is on the hunt for squirrel scrolls. Plus, whose ancestor has a bust in Westminster Abbey? Do men chew umbilical cords? What's an adage? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your blorp and go gangbusters at congress for an all new episode of LIVE! Inches and seconds are old news and it’s time for some new units of measurements. How many Matts is Nate’s house? How many slices of pizza is a bowl of cereal? How many donut holes is a horse? Plus, Matt has fat lumps on his leg from punching himself during football. Pat short-circuits when he finds out time is relative. Nate washes his butt quite infrequently. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your chest crevice and join us in the cone for a new episode of LIVE! The bathroom has been around forever, and there is still area for improvement. Pat proposes a toilet that sucks waste out of you and possibly pleasures you during. Matt wants the shower to clean itself. Nate wants a digital leaderboard that tracks his pee stats. Plus, why does Nate describe himself as being “smooth as eggs?” What does Big Toilet not want you to know? Why don’t they make the whole house out of Magic Eraser? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your croc rock and meet us on the water for a youthful episode of LIVE! What makes you feel young (when you really think about it)? Nate feels young when his mom does his laundry. Matt finds the fountain of youth every time he’s on a boat. Pat is taken back to better days when he builds a fire. Plus, what toilets freak Pat out? Who did Nate beat in a wrestling match in college? Can you legally parody a parody song back to the original song? All that and gator-loving lumberjacks on an all new LIVE!

Grab your tickler and join us in the Finnish Alps for an all new LIVE! What countries would you eat? Nate invents a trash can in a fridge. Matt has high cholesterol. Pat has never been to Taco Bell. Plus, how many countries could you name? Does Turkey taste like a turkey? Is Japan just diet China? Crush Russia into a pill and stick it down the fruit chute. Then listen to an all new LIVE!

Grab your pot of rainbows and meet us in St. Lucia for a green episode of LIVE! Pat is back from his honeymoon and very guilt-stricken. Nate is forced to abandon his home to save his family. Matt learns the scientific name for sea cows. Plus, how is everybody sleeping? Is the brain in the foot? What happens if you kill a Leprechaun? Interest rates are very high and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your alternative litter box and meet us in nonsense world for a new episode of LIVE! What are some glorbs you would sneak to flange? Pat’s cat is peeing the bed. Matt puts a sock over a can to show where he pinches. Nate’s baby is fat and that’s a good thing! Plus, could you paint the Mona Lisa with unlimited money and time? What’s more glorb: squam or trambopoline? Do mangoes make for terrible flutes? Our small is their large and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your podcast microchip and go back to the past for an old/new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are busy so that means it’s time for a clipshow episode. Why did Jeff invite the Bung Boiz to his 2022 Trivia Summit? Was the bird in Nate’s house an actor? Why isn’t Putin banned from the Oscars? Does the Pope get loose? Plus, Matt is an evil father figure. Pat has a handlebar mustache. Machines aren’t people. All that and massive little green guys and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pink crustacean and join us in St. Lucia for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re talking two things: honeymoons and birthing babies. What are some great destinations for one, but not the other? Would you give birth on a beach? What citizenship is a baby if it is born on international waters? Could you beat Matt or Nate in a game of Buffet or Bluff-it? Plus, Nate goes on fraternity leave. Pat is over the weight limit for horses. Matt has a Toys ‘R’ Us in the northeast wing of his palace. Jamaican a baby and it all happens LIVE!