Grab your Sod Poodles and fly to Honolulu for an all new LIVE! Baseball is dying but the Boiz are here to rescue it. Was baseball better with steroids? Should MLB employ sex workers? Does anybody have a better save percentage than Jesus? Plus, indulge in an embarrassment of mini-games, like “Name a Hockey Player,” “Is This a Real Baseball Team?” and the classic “Is this Nate’s Aha Pick?” Bases are points and bats have spikes and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Winnie at the turn and play Nate Bingo with only one square on an all new LIVE! It’s the dawg days of Summer, so what are some ways to #BeatTheHeat? Nate hates the feeling of wet cloth in his mouth. Pat sells bottled hose water. Matt makes a questionable Amber Heard joke. Plus, has science ever tried flipping the ozone on its other side? Where does the ice cream sandwich rank among sandwiches? And how is global warming like boiling a hot dog? We’re migrating to Artica and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your magnetic COVID onions and sleep with your socks on in an all new LIVE! What are some alternative shoes, and what exactly does that mean? Who has been snoffin’? Who wears socks with sandals? Have you ever read glue? Plus, you should see how many vats Leonardo DiCaprio has in his closet. Nate gets mad because someone sneaks in feet. And Kevin spills chili. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your useless ass pig and watch out for predatory birds on an all new LIVE! What are some meaningless holidays? Oklahoma celebrates Oklahoma Day. China celebrates a new year on a calendar that doesn’t exist. Rhode Island is the only state that celebrates Victory Over Japan Day. Plus, could Nate resist hut dogs at a baseball game? Is Easter a dessert holiday? Will a squirrel see its own shadow? And how bad has Matt’s word game addiction gotten? It’s time to celebrate Flag Day on an all new LIVE!

Grab your hut dog and meet us at the Carnivore Cave for a prehistoric episode of LIVE! Attendance is down at Jurassic World and the boiz are here to help drum up business. Pat has a huge reveal. Matt spares no expense. The podcast has its very first boom bow. Plus, is Nate scared of giraffes, bro? How many hot dogs is too many hot dogs? Would you gamble on weekly dinosaur fight nights? We’re talking megalodon measurements, baby, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Twinkie burgers and un-velcro your socks on an all new LIVE! What are some socks? The Boiz will tell you! Is it weird to sleep in socks? How did the change dish end up in the pillow? What one sense would you keep? Plus, Matt is rocking but nobody is socking. Nate alludes meanly about Pat. Pat gets triggered about dumb animals on Bluey. Sock means give and we are socking you an all new LIVE!

Grab your nonfunctional man nipples and milk them for laughs as the boiz get infected on an all new LIVE! Matt saves the world by reverse-jinxing Monkeypox with his crippling fear. Pat steals from a tiny home. Nate does a nasty Nate. Plus, you guys ever get sick stink? Slime: pores or holes? Can you control your suction cups? Fever, chills, lethargic, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your wedding gun and join us in a job interview with a monkey for a new episode of LIVE! What are some of the best and worst “day of” jitters? Pat gets fired up reminiscing about high school football games and putting his head through freshmen. New Nate alphas Old Nate. Matt gets anxious every April 1st. Plus, who won the donut eating challenge? What’s the worst that could happen on your proposal day? Are the boiz the absolute worst at improv games? The chicken is the cheese and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your tiny palm kitten and join us at the nearest tattoo parlor for a permanent new episode of LIVE! What tattoos would you get if they could come to life? Nate gets a tiny dragon to do his bidding. Matt tats his car keys on his hips. Pat puts his shoes into a bad boss. Plus, is John Hammond a dinosaur? Is Nate an FBI agent? Does Pat have an evil Clippy? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your gnar and shred it on an all new episode of LIVE! The boiz are going to tell you what to pack for the perfect day at the beach. No day is complete without four hours of lonely brooding. Don’t forget your flesh-colored bathing suit! We’ll bring the fries. Plus, could you surf one wave to save your family? Would Pat read during commercial breaks if it meant he could go to the Super Bowl? What secret did Matt uncover about his wife? It’s one if by land, two if by snow, and it all happens LIVE!