Grab your handiCat and meet us in the Fantasy Corner for a new episode of LIVE! Pat adopted a new cat and it is time to name her (or him, don’t assume gender). If you come home and your cat is rolling a joint, is it a dawg? Is an animal’s nickname just its name? Should Pat get on his new cat’s health insurance? Plus, find out what draft the Boiz are prepared to do if they hit…30 listeners! All that and more and it happens LIVE!

Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s making love to his sex robot? What's that movie with Mickey where he fights the broom? All those questions answered and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your self and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated! What would you do with 101 clones of yourself? Nate gets his clones caught up in an all-him pyramid scheme. Pat forms an army and then ultimately attempts to conquer himself. Matt kills his clones off one by one. Plus, what organ would win in a fight? Do you prefer Nerf or squirt guns? Do you stick your head in your pillow case when you sleep or is that just a Pat thing? Come on baby, do the twist and smash! LIVE!

Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE! The Boiz are finally presenting their movie pitches for “Blood Heist.” Nate thinks he has finally found a get-rich-quick scheme that works and all he needs is 90,000 dead cows a day. Pat introduces us to a sassy ghoul named Donna and a vampire crossbow expert named Bo. Matt takes a drive down memory lane in a giant ice cream truck through a deadly hurrycane. Plus, they’ve saved the worst impression for this special 100th episode celebration and you don’t want to miss it. Time + Not Funny Stuff = Comedy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! This week, we are taking the time to appreciate the little things in life. The Nate York Times calls Nate’s draft pretty funny. Pat can’t get his cat to stop meowing. Matt doesn’t want kids because he’ll spend too much time tabulating their stats. Plus, is there a bop surplus? Is it better to be warmed when cool or cooled when warm? Why does Nate’s kid terrify Pat? Every sip is your first sip since your last sip. Take your first sip with us as it all happens LIVE!

Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz go around the board and draft rejected Monopoly game themes. Nate accidentally picks a theme that actually exists. Matt has a $760,000 NFT on his laptop. Plus, do one-hit wonder bands remember the lyrics to all their other old songs? Is Presidents Monopoly just Man-opoly in disguise? And who is the Lord of Garbage? Do not pass go, do not collect $200 from the tooth fairy. But do listen because it’s all happening LIVE!

Grab your golden fiddle and meet us in debate class for a showdown for your soul! What contest could you beat the devil in to save your soul? Pat goes bowl for bowl in a cereal-eating contest. Matt goes slice for slice in a challenge vs. the devil and also his friend Jared who hasn’t called in a while. Nate dresses like a bum. Plus, does Jay-Z have trouble connecting to WiFi? Can Nate pull off being bald? Is Pat an expert at egg-based logic problems? It’s buy one get one three and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Louvre dinosaur and meet us at the paleontology exhibit for an all new episode of LIVE! Which tourist traps would you never want to be trapped inside? Would anyone care about the tower of Pisa if it wasn’t leaning? Would you sleep with Mona Lisa? Could you count down from 10 for eternity? Plus, Matt is back at the gym. Nate goes to a game dinner. Pat gets attacked by a dog. We’re stuffing giant sandwiches in gun cases and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your itchy chameleon and meet us in the Bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal parts would you want to add to your body? Matt turns into a walking shirt. Nate wants a shell so he can look like a Ninja Turtle. Pat is confronted by the spider in search of his stolen butt. Plus, could an octopus cure cancer? Could a sumo wrestler be an NHL goalie? Why is seeing so hard? It’s Adam and Eve, not owl and Eve, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cheugy crisp and join us for a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to SOB (Save our Birds) as the Boiz come up with trendy new acronyms for you to use among your fellow kids. Nate gets a new job. Pat has a less-than-peaceful protest over not doing a “Blood Heist” episode. Matt milks a learning curve. Plus, what’s Jeeves up to these days, am I right? Years fly when you’re having fun and it all happens LIVE!