Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By PodcastOne

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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· Comedy

4.8

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The podcast currently has 416 episodes available.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet episodes:

January 12, 2022 163: Reviews of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
If you want a full version of 'Toes in the Sand,' let us know and we'll give you recommendations for therapists.
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 33min
January 05, 2022 162: Reviews of Helen, Georgia
Throw on your airbrushed lederhosen, because we're going tubbing!
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 16min
December 31, 2021 Between You And Us: Episode 31
You know what they say... Whatever can't kill you is a terrible product.
For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
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Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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26min
December 29, 2021 161: Reviews of Lighthouses
What is a lighthouse if not a house with a light on it?
Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer
Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 28min
December 22, 2021 160: Reviews of Ornaments
You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early...
Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer
Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 13min
December 15, 2021 159: Holiday Reviews
Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench.
Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer
Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 13min
December 08, 2021 158: QVC Holiday Special
Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how!
Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas: instagram.com/beachtoosandy
Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 3min
December 01, 2021 157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms
Ding dong!
Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy
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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 8min
November 30, 2021 Between You And Us: Episode 30
For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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38min
November 24, 2021 156: Subway or Subway?
Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for!
Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by Christune.

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50min

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How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

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