Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By PodcastOne

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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· Comedy

4.8

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet episodes:

February 03, 2021 114: Reviews of Renaissance Fairs
Warning: atheists and jugglers ahead. Don't say the town crier didn't warn you...
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Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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56min
January 27, 2021 113: Government Buildings in Hawaii
I would not buy this for my cat. I would not buy this for my hat. I do not like it, Sam I am.
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Follow us on TikTok! tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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42min
January 20, 2021 112: Reviews of Music Venues
Please consider contributing to the fundraiser for Milan Loncar: https://www.gofundme.com/f/milans-memory
Follow us on TikTok! tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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54min
January 18, 2021 Between You And Us: Episode 20
Hello plebs.. plubs? We're ready reviews you found on the internet and sent to us! To send yours in write to [email protected] with the subject "Between You and Us"
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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23min
January 13, 2021 111: Reviews of Golden Corral
Grab your pizgetlovy and stay close to the bathroom, because we've immune system compromising reviews to read ya!
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 2min
January 06, 2021 110: Ghost Towns in Texas
Wait... what's that noise? Oh god Vicki's coming! Hurry, climb up the rocks. No, the colorful ones! But wait, don't forget to ask first. Oh no it's too late...
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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44min
December 30, 2020 109: New Year Reviews
*bomb* *cross* *airplane* if you know what we mean :grin:
Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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54min
December 23, 2020 108: Holiday Reviews
Four days and seven scores ago, Tim Allen learned the secrets of Santa Claus from his father. And now we’re here to pass those secrets on to you. Enjoy!
Support us on Patreon to listen to the bonus episode! patreon.com/beachtoosandy
Watch Alex’s special Christmas stream this Friday! https://twitch.tv/XandySchiefer

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1h
December 16, 2020 107: Reviews of Driving Schools
We're just two podcasters trying to make an honest living. So what if we like looking at hotties with honkers?
Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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46min
December 09, 2020 106: MLMs in Utah
If you can get past our weird improv, you'll get to hear all about a great opportunity. Get in on the ground floor of our new oat milk multilevel marketing company! We'll even let you be a CEO! Boss babes only.
Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!
Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA
Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod
Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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56min

FAQs about Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet:

How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 416 episodes available.

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