Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By PodcastOne

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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· Comedy

4.8

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The podcast currently has 416 episodes available.

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January 29, 2020 62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH
Grab your plain sticks and your snotty coffee, because we're about to go on quite the journey. First, we read reviews of good old Dunkin' Donuts in the northeast, specifically in Concord, New Hampshire. Then, Alex completes the challenge of finding reviews where people used self defense tools on themselves. And it's just as ridiculous as you think! Tune in to find out where we're going next now that we finished all 50 states!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
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57min
January 22, 2020 61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS
Welcome to the Schiefer Casino! We've got Mark who has a gaming license from eBay and Braley is behind the bar serving up only top shelf drinks! We are also known for rewriting LGBT history and for hiding Steak 'n Shakes from Ashley. We welcome everyone (other than knife salespeople) to another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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53min
January 19, 2020 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
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2min
January 15, 2020 60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS
After forgetting it existed, we finally find ourselves in Kansas! We read reviews of pizza places and discuss the future of the Tootise film franchise. Then, Alex reads a variety of reviews of gay bars and they're just as good/bad as you expect.
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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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56min
January 13, 2020 Between You And Us: Episode 12
Greetings from the Schiefer Sisters! We're back for another episode where we read reviews sent in by you, our lovely listeners! So stop smelling horses and put down your pizza rolls, because something is rotten in the State of Yelp... Enjoy!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
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56min
January 08, 2020 59: Resorts in Charleston, SC
We have some actual exciting news this episode, so listen up! Then listen to us read some ridiculous reviews written by both real and not so real people. I'm too sick/seeping too much to think of funny things to write, so just try to enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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51min
January 01, 2020 58: Arcades in Nashville, TN
Christine (cactus print) and Alex (stripper scent) bring you the first Beach Too Sandy episode of a new decade. We read reviews of arcades, arcade bars, and dueling piano bars (for some reason) in Nashville, TN. Then Alex lives up to his challenge, reading negative reviews of kitchen products that weren't used as intended. Hopefully we don't ruin your entire decade with another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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59min
December 25, 2019 57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza
This week, CHRISTine and Alex reveal what is causing the death of all humans... at least according to a single reviewer. Believe it or not, it's not caused by Starbucks holiday cups. Apparently those are just the result of Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Losers like us. Try not to break your finger smashing the play button, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 12min
December 18, 2019 56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT
This week, we rewrite The Grinch, repurpose Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, and share other valuable pieces of media in the form of Yelp reviews. We hope this episode doesn't leave your puggle craving human flesh!
Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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1h 4min
December 11, 2019 55: Car Dealerships in Fargo, ND
Happy podversary!! We're celebrating one year of Beach Too Sandy nonsense! Thank you so much for your support this past year. As a special gift, we've finally revealed the identity of the man behind our intro. And no, it's not Bosephus!
So go watch our latest YouTube video to see that reveal: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a livestream Q&A every month.
Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet
Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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51min

FAQs about Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet:

How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 416 episodes available.

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