Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By PodcastOne

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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· Comedy

4.8

53065,306 ratings

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How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 424 episodes available.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet episodes:

January 15, 2025 320: Reviews of Luggage
Do you remember your first polycarbonate hardside spinner luggage?

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Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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57min
January 08, 2025 319: Reviews of Calendars
How else am I supposed to watch you poop??

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Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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1h 22min
January 01, 2025 318: Between You And Us
happy wonderwall!!!!! bapp.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

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Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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56min
December 25, 2024 317: Reviews of Disappointing Holiday Gifts
Happy Holidays! We hope this episode isn't the highlight of your occasion.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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1h 18min
December 18, 2024 316: Reviews of Holiday Yard Inflatables
Please be wary if you have an angel yard inflatable. Xandy is on the prowl.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 28min
December 11, 2024 315: Reviews of Christmas Albums
Hopefully this is the closest we get to a full musical episode.

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 7min
December 04, 2024 314: Reviews of Snow Shoveling Services
Who is ready for some five star plowing?!

We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 1min
November 27, 2024 313: Thanksgiving Extravaganza
Huge merch sale!! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 7min
November 20, 2024 312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks
:bouncin: :bouncin:

Black Friday Sale starts Monday! 25% off storewide! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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59min
November 13, 2024 311: Reviews of Old People Food
Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck!

Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Take a look at this merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles

Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 10min

FAQs about Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet:

How many episodes does Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet have?

The podcast currently has 424 episodes available.

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