Happy 4/20, Attackers! 

Well we're normally at a Killswitch Engage show this time a year (no correlation, it's just when they come out west), but obviously that's not possible right now. So why not talk about drugs? And why not talk about Nazis while we're at it? 

This is a good one! It's all sorts of educational. Blitz has a wild story about the 90ish prescriptions Hitler was taking (yes, true story) and Panda talks about the legalization of the devil's lettuce. 

What are your thoughts on weed? What music, myths, or miscellaneous topics should we hit up next? We're listening to your input on Facebook, Instagram, and [email protected].  

WHO WILL DELIVER THE SENTENCE?!

We will! (That line actually was playing as I typed this. Not planned!) New ABR is here to keep the Corona blues away! And Bear Attack is giving it a. . . mixed review? One of us loves it, one likes it well enough, the other just doesn't get it. The musician in our group wasn't so about it! Isn't that bull$#!T!!! Jk, love you Sam. 

--Blitz Bear

P.S. Hey what albums should we cover? What myths? What other miscellaneous topics? We're on Facebook and Instagram. 

Love you, Attackers! Stay healthy!

Back in season 1 Polar Bear mentioned a myth that he was too scared to tell without his wife around. Well, for your listening pleasure, here it is! The goatman episode! Join us around the camp fire, under the star filled desert sky for a good old fashion scary story! 

As always, leave thoughts, comments, and show ideas on our social media pages! Thanks, Attackers!   

It's the end of the world! There's no toilet paper, Charmin or otherwise. We can't go to school or work. It's like armageddon. Or Charmi-geddon! We might as well laugh about it! 

Ride along with us in Panda's truck (IT'S A TRUCK EPISODE!!!) as we're joined by wife, teacher, and Bear Attack PR lady Amy "Clair Bear"! It's a good, old-fashion, rambling episode, full of laughs and stories. It's one of Blitz Bear's personal favorites, and he really wants you to get in on it! 

Let us know who you are handling the COVID 19 Charmi-geddon! We're all in this together, so hit us up on Facebook or Instagram with what you have going on.      

What is up Attackers? Hope you're all safe and sound, and interested in telling stories! Whether you want to make a backyard movie, write a book, or a plot driven song, we dust off our Creative Media and Film degrees to give you a 101 class!  

Polar Bear instructs us on what makes a story work, Panda weighs in on story through song, and Blitz Bear sprinkles in thoughts here and there. And we might "attack" Quentin Tarantino. . .

What's the big-story/small-story principle? What does a character need to be compelling? How about ticking clocks? Let's talk about it! If you have anything to add, hit us up on FB or Insta. If you have a story you want thoughts on, Blitz wants to see it! Send it to [email protected]. 

Do you like The Amity Affliction? We like The Amity Affliction! They're one of the podcast's favorite bands and in case you missed it, they just dropped a new album! Of course you can't talk Amity without mentioning depression, and all three of us know a thing or two about the struggle. Good news is, we have advice on how to cope. 

Also, Polar Bear has a ghost story for you! It's one part creepy, one part kinda sweet. 

Got thought? We want to hear 'em! We're on FB and Insta! Or [email protected] if you're old school. 

Do you like pirates? Well then hoist the anchor, mate! On this nautical adventure we talk about a ghost ship used in the war of 1812, Pirates of the Caribbean (movies and ride), the sanitizing of history and pirate culture, and the album No Grave But the Sea by the pirate-metal legends known as Alestorm! 

Did we leave anything out? Let's talk about it on Instagram and Facebook! Also here the link to that short film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-vJekLpXc8

Hey, do you like August Burns Red? Well we're gonna talk a lot about them! 

This is our first artist spotlight and we decided to go through every album and list our top three favorite songs off it! In addition to being Blitz's all time favorite band, ABR got Blitz and Panda into metal as a whole. So they mean a lot to us! Unfortunately we recorded this before they officially announced their new album, so it's not mentioned. :(

If you're not here for the music, fear not! Polar as a myth for you. Or rather a legend; a true tale of infidelity, murder, and mystery! It's not to be missed. 

Lastly, we very briefly touch on  the subject of how beauty can exist in tragedy. 

Don't forget to chime in! We want to hear your thoughts! We're on Insta and Facebook, so talk at us! 

Hi friend!

We have a bit of a bittersweet episode this time around. Podcast friend and guest host Eddie 2Gs lost his father recently. So that's the bitter part. But in honor of Mark Golson, we want to talk about one of his favorite albums: Paranoid by Black Sabbath. Polar Bear also makes a strong return to form with some good old fashion legends just like back in season 1! And of course, we talk about the silly things we're a little paranoid about. Like getting stabbed with a pencil. 

Thanks for listening! What are you paranoid about? What music or topic should we "attack" next? Let us know on Facebook or Instagram! 

If you want a good laugh, make sure you go back and listen to Eddie's story in episode 12 of season 1! Or if you want to watch us FREAKING DIE while eating hot wings at his place, check out our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0zPXFCZ5s&t=1402s 

Happy New Years, Attackers! 

We are so stoked about season 2! This episode is a bit of a return to our very young roots; there isn't a unifying theme. But we do talk about our favorite gas station, our New Years resolutions, and some new things we plan on doing with music! Also, if you are a dog lover (and you should be) we chat a little about our dogs towards the end. 

What should we talk about next? We'd LOVE to hear from you on our socials!