Bear Attack

What do you get when you cross censorship, a large dose of insensitivity, and three best friends? A PG-13 Deadpool! But also this episode. Sorry to those we attacked. 

Here's episode 3 in a row of just absolute off the rails, bucking fananas action! 

This episode was supposed to be about Arizona cryptids, or creatures that could exist but haven't been proven to. Yet. The Giant Squid was once considered a cryptid. That's what Polar Bear says, and he's always right. Anyway, it spiraled out of control, and we think you'll enjoy the descent. 

Have you heard about the soaking? It's a sex thing. You're gonna hear about it now, sorry (but not that sorry). Also, we recorded this one while driving through Bearizona, a drive through zoo of sorts. It's a game changing episode! 

We're back in the car! Just like when BA started, we recorded some episodes on a road trip! The audio isn't great, but the conversation is so much fun when we're physically together! We talk a lot about the finer points of kilts, and Miss Williams Arizona and other things. Let us know what you think! 

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What do June, lesbians, and Bear Attack's favorite video game have in common? This episode! 

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This a rambling episode, which means lots of laughs, but little direction! It was recorded on 4/20, which means we were sober like usual.

Blitz bought non-alcoholic beer for minors, and turns his back on Star Wars and the Jedi. Polar Bear hates Batman. And Oliver Queen. Panda Bear hates evangelical billboards. And we add just a pinch of "phobia" to the podcast, just like the way your grandma used to make it!

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Phenomenal rock band Jane N' The Jungle returns! And this time, vocalist Jordan and guitarist Brian brought bassist Big B, with them! They are super sweet people, especially for putting up with our awkward questions. We could go on with the description, but you should just listen to the episode. Click play. Ok, please click play? I won't beg. Fine I'll beg, "please, my lord (lorde?), click plaaaaaay! 

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Thank you all for being with us for 3 years! Here's a hilarious episode as a thank you! 

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This episode may be long, but it's because we have a lot going on, and it's with Panda's mom! 

On this one we play the board game in the title, discuss Blitz's Hogan's Heroes fetish, and share many laughs and frustrations. It's a fun one, trust me!

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