Bear Attack

Bear Attack

By Panda, Polar, and Blitz BearComedy
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Bear Attack episodes

  • S5E11: D&D: Honor Among Thieves Movie Review

    In a world where post-pandemic movies are usually either stale reworks of done-to-death genre tropes or virtue signaling tripe, some where concerned that the new Dungeons and Dragons movie would be both. On top of that, D&D's parent company was facing the possibility of a fan boycott leading up to the film's release. So was it any good?

    We have an answer for that!

    If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!


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    39 min
  • S5E10: Songs that Sound the Same (But No One has Sued)

    What's up, mother attackers?! Actually, scratch that, don't attack mothers. Especially not mama bears. This is a very fun Bear Attack Radio where we show you songs that have very very similar parts. We have unreasonably similar solos, unique instruments used the same way, and even a gang vocal that "Ghostbusters" may have ripped off. From Paramore vs Godsmack to Christian pop-punk sound alikes, this episode is one you should not miss!


    If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!


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    45 min
  • S5E7: August Burns Red Again!

    Hello Attackers, your probably looking at the title and saying that's not a Mel Brooks product, you'd be right! Shocker to no one our priorities changed, on this episode we review ABR's new album Death Below. The big question is does Polar Bear attack this one as hard as he did Guardians? Also Gare Bear returns with his wistful insights.


    P.S. we promise the Mel Brooks episode is coming eventually!


    Also please comment, review and give us 5 stars and we will give you a shout!

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    49 min
  • S5E6: Both New Skrillex Albums!

    After almost 9 years, Skrillex has finally put out another full length album. But not just one! And we made Panda listen to both of them! Was it torture? Did we poke the bear too hard? With he go full grizzly on us? Like the Zelda sample on the song "Tears", you'll just have to "LISTEN!"

    If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!


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    1 hr 1 min
  • S5E5: Cocaine Bear!

    We had to do it! We attack Cocaine Bear! Nothing else needs to be said. 

    If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!

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    41 min
  • S5E4: The History of Valentines Day, Space Force (TV), And We Came As Romans Live!

    Polar Bear titled his file for this one "We Came as Space Force". Should I have named it that? It definitely rolls off the tongue better.  

    Anyway, we briefly review the history of Saint Valentines Day. Here's the video we watched for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl9coLI9f8

    We watched Steve Carell's Space Force show on Netflix so you don't have to! But if you want to watch it anyway, it's good. 

    And if you get the chance to see We Came as Romans. . . make like Skywalker and "do it!" 

    1 hr 14 min
  • S5E3: HBO's Velma, 3 Really Good Song Covers, and a Bigfoot Hoax

    Welcome, Attackers, to our first episode as a review show! Long have we struggled to come up with a focus for Bear Attack and we think this just might be it: three large, hairy, film school friends rip apart media offerings! And what better to start off with than the universally panned Velma? 

    Following that we recommend three cover songs: Lyric Noel's "Rain On Me", Chris Daughtry and Lzzy Hale's take on "Separate Ways" and Weezer's infamous cover of "Enter Sandman"!

    Lastly we attack Brave Wilderness' misstep video you can view here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKISDukCks

    If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • S5E2: We Find the Plot!

    Guys! This is Blitz. I haven't heard this episode yet as Panda is our primary editor. And I forgot to upload it, sorry. I feel like I've written several descriptions like this. Anyway, I think we just kinda brainstormed the future of the podcast on the podcast. Should be fun, I had a good time. I never remember anything. 

    42 min

About Bear Attack

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Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?