Bear Attack

Welcome to Eddie Two G’s living room! We have a theme episode for you this time! Polar Bear wants to know, “what makes us go ‘oh my lanta?!’ (aka PG WTF?!)” It’s a wild episode; not to be missed! It’s definitely worth sticking to the end.

Polar kicks it off with stories of the sketchy bus stop/gas station in the area where he works. Front in center is a lady who runs out of her dress. Also there’s a story about a chihuahua who was allergic to air and a woman who would wash it every ten minutes! Oh my lanta.

Panda Bear recently just experienced the weirdness of electric cars for the first time. They’re bizarrely quite, lightening fast, and not at all environmentally friendly. And Polar Bear says they aren’t cool either, so there. And is it true that C4 tastes like grape? Army veteran Two Gs says don’t eat it, it will kill you!

Blitz Bear hates it when creatives ruin good source material. So, basically what’s happened to every single anime that’s been turned into a movie, “like oh my lanta you guys!?” He hopes that the makers of Netflix’s Death Note never make a movie again. Also, Ghost Recon Breakpoint sucks. Actually, we talk video games for a good bit.

And Eddie, who we’ve decided is the mystical Ink Bear, has a story about Wal Mart. You simply must hear this! Trust me, it’s incredible.

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What is up? Happy fall. It's here. It's that time again. . . Despite our exhaustion from the work week, Panda Bear, Polar Bear, and Blitz Bear have topics for your mental stimulation. First up: music. As almost always.

Panda and Eddie Two Gs saw Iron Maiden and The Raven Age. He tells us about their legendary props. Apparently Blitz hates all music. And why is Polar Bear aggressively indifferent towards Halloween?

Polar Bear thinks that people aren't being taught important life skills, like how to screw. (Not that kind of screw, silly!) There's even an app to prove and enable it, the name of which we censor so that it doesn't get promoted. Mostly because Polar is upset about it. Also, have you heard of All Girls Garage? Me neither, but Polar Bear has!

Blitz lets another beautiful woman slip away and Panda admits to being a stalker. Not the Facebook kind either. It sound like it happened on a walk or something.

Blitz starts a pretty serious topic about mental health and one of The Ten Commandments off with some stories about the Kindergartners in his charge. By day, Blitz is the youngest school bus driver this side of retirement. Polar drops some mad facts about the brain.

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Helloooo! We've hit double digits! Thank you so much for your support so far, it's super cool! This week, we have a longer one for you. The bears welcome their first guest on the show, Eddie Double Gs.

Panda kicks the show off by informing us as to how the upcoming A Day To Remember album got its name. And speaking of music, was Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame a good drummer? Our resident drummer and random fact machine Polar Bear has facts to help you decide.

Blitz has a legend this time! It's the true story of Wojtek, a bear who served in the Polish army during World War Two. He liked beer, he saw action, and was a bear. Did I mention he was a bear?!

And lastly, GG and Panda do a hot wing challenge inspired by The Hot Ones. There's some kind of units, Mad Dogs, and mega death or something. Panda was hurt for this. Enjoy!

Hope you like chewing sounds, you ASMR weirdos.

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Helloooo! We've hit double digits! Thank you so much for your support so far, it's super cool! This week, we have a longer one for you. The bears welcome their first guest on the show, Eddie Double Gs.

Panda kicks the show off by informing us as to how the upcoming A Day To Remember album got its name. And speaking of music, was Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame a good drummer? Our resident drummer and random fact machine Polar Bear has facts to help you decide.

Blitz has a legend this time! It's the true story of Wojtek, a bear who served in the Polish army during World War Two. He liked beer, he saw action, and was a bear. Did I mention he was a bear?!

And lastly, GG and Panda do a hot wing challenge inspired by The Hot Ones. There's some kind of units, Mad Dogs, and mega death or something. Panda was hurt for this. Enjoy!

Hope you like chewing sounds, you ASMR weirdos.

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Hey friend! Here’s our 9th episode; and it is full of technical difficulties! Things get switched up this episode as Polar Bear goes first this time, telling us about his honeymoon. Sort of. Not really. Also, is the Mexican government watching Bear Attack?

Welcome back friends! The bears are all together again for the first time since episode 4. We’re in celebration mode because at the time of this recording, Polar Bear was about 72 hours from his wedding! Head over to our Facebook and wish him a good life!

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Yooo! July is going, going, almost gone! As we say good bye to it, Blitz Bear talks french fries. We talk for about a half-an-hour about all sorts of things fries. Included is a story about the homoerotic date Panda and Blitz went on. Also included is a story about Polar Bear's friend who had a date who wanted (and got) to suck his toes. 

Polar Bear talks Van Helsing. Which turns into a discussion about Hotel Transylvania, Castlevania, and other vampire video games/movies. 

Panda's topic is guitar brands. Remind him to post pictures of his basses. We also talk about spoof bands. Polar Bear tells us about trying out for Psychostick (link to the song he mentions below).

Honestly, we are kind of just rambling. Like we always do, lol. 

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The boys are back in town! Hello, nice to see you again! It's summer and summer means movies! If you read the title, we talk about that movie (spoilers) and also the "technical" end of phase 3: Spider-Man Far From Home (no spoilers). Afterwards the show's very first guest pops in to say hi! It's really uneventful and brief but #CalebBear. However, it does lead to the question, what should we call our fans? Let us know please! 

Polar Bear brings  us "back to bigfoot" with a discussion about witches! #BackToWitchFoot We don't know a whole lot on the subject, but what we do know, ain't that much. If any witches listen, we would like your input on the whole thing. Side note: because it's late and I'm slap-happy (Blitz here btw), I'm going to call out Polar Bear for explaining what a pew is, lol. 

Blitz Bear opens up a bit about his experience with depression and counseling. We all share our insights and insecurities with it. If you're considering attending counseling, hopefully this will help give you an idea how it might work for you. Also, if you want to talk about it, please send us a DM on Face Book or at [email protected].  https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/

Witch Taint "Are You Ready To Black Metal? (Explicit)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1JLUZUqpsk 

Literal Bohemian Rhapsody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJO7bcRVPvI

Blitz talks about the origins of our name and our international listeners. We also ramble about food poisoning, friend of the podcast Mr. Coon, and all sorts of other things.

Hello friends! Welcome back! This is the last episode of the bears’ trip home from California. Blitz Bear has everyone play Two Truths and A Lie, but in the interest of time we just tell one truth that sounds like a lie. And the result does not disappoint! 

Polar Bear leads us is a sort-but-sweet discussion about lifted trucks and redneck culture. 

And Panda Bear has us dip our toes in the vast ocean of the mouse mafia (aka Disney). It’s a whole half hour of Disney/Marvel/Star Wars/totally unrelated things. . . we will definitely revisit it in the future.