Beatnik Turtle's Song of the Day

Close your eyes and imagine this coming from the horn of an old Victrola.

This one was inspired by many of our workplaces, and the game Cube Farm, by Cheapass games. It's the first demo of the song, recorded at the cabin in Wisconsin.

Another version of this song was released on our Cheapass Album, and yet another will be on our live album.

Another instrumental from the archives.

He once was on our side, but he's a cop now.

"Hot Lava Death," said the guy from Hasbro.

This was quite a memorable moment in the history of the now-defunct GeekSpeak/BoardGameSpeak podcast. When we made a tribute podcast in memory of Derk and Aldie's show, we created this song using bits of the podcast interview with the guys.

Sometimes it would be nice if the world were just a little quieter.

Some people are just in the way sometimes. This song is for them.

This song was inspired by that warning you have to sit through at the beginning of a DVD.

This song explores one of the greatest fears: getting a bat stuck in your hair.

Girls! Women! Birds! Chicks! This song's about all the pretty girls out there (and you know who you are) and celebrates each and everyone of them. As the song says, it's not a man's world that spins 'round, it's a pretty girl's playground.