Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 81: Chocolate Log Surprise
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Channing who shares a series of embarrassing events and they share stories about: a snow bunny port-a-potty surprise, a high school humiliation that continues into adulthood, accidentally flashing an audience, an unfortunate side effect of surgery medication, a mortifying and humiliating first date and more!

     If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    52 min
  • 80: Three Potatoes Long
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Joy (@itwasalwaysjoy on TikTok) who shares a story about a date that ended in embarrassment. They also share stories about: giving your crush an unintended eyeful, an unfortunate accident before attending a new school, a lie that got out of hand, a fart that almost got someone expelled and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    46 min
  • 79: Nether regions bared to the world
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Ashley who shares an awkward first date. They also share stories about: a terrible birthday, a threesome that should have been a twosome, a tangled tale of misfortune, a memorable fart and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    32 min
  • 78: Stink wagon
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to their friend Kat who shares a childhood skating embarrassment and they share stories about: getting ditched by your boyfriend in front of everyone, a beach blowout, a 3 part period horror story, a mortifying mistake on a bus, the worst first date ever and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    51 min
  • 77: Booty Rope
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fall from grace, a diving diarrhea disaster, sleepwalking and more in front of your crush, sticker shock, your Mom reading all of your sexting, the cringiest date ever and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    43 min
  • 76: Some chaps and a tube of chap stick
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your first time getting ruined, a highway to embarrassment Hell, a Valentine's Day breakup, a horrifying zoom that resulted in a job loss, your crush humiliating you in front of the whole school and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome




    38 min
  • 75: Super (Phish)ally familiar with
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a humiliating first time getting your period, blowing it on your first Bong Hit, a fart that launched an investigation, getting banned from a job due to your bodily functions, puking before a one night stand and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    34 min
  • 74: Pig Barn Sally
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally making your husband sick, surprising your Father in Law in an awkward situation, being forced to go to Prom in the worst dress, a couple of period horror stories, getting humbled in front of your whole school and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    36 min
  • 73: Bridesmaid of the Year
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a Best Man that acted like the worst man, a baby blowout so bad it almost ruined a job, all of your neighbors seeing you naked, blaming your date for something, then realizing you're a complete jerk and it was all your fault, a water ski wipeout and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    39 min
  • 72: You've got to boiled shrimp it
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time and it all goes horribly wrong, being unprofessional and getting fired, feeling yourself and getting knocked down a peg in front of your crush, a traumatizing visit to the Doctor and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    37 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.