Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 91: Warm Butt, Warm Heart
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an accidental exposure to a neighbor, thinking you were nervous farting on a date but it turned out to be something else, a horrifying mistake on your first day at your high stakes job, a drunken hookup blackout, a mortifying makeout session and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    37 min
  • 90: Teeter Totter Toilet
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: clogging a toilet at work and so much worse, leaving a tampon in so long you end up in the hospital, getting busted stalking an online crush, a food poisoning fiasco, your boss playing your phone sex voicemails out loud and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    38 min
  • 89: Let's talk Turkey
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a long distance dating disaster, a shameful but important lesson learned by a doctor, a VHS first date horror story, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a mortifying accident at the gym in front of your crush and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    34 min
  • 88: Pickles!
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing doctor's office accident, an uncomfortable Thanksgiving, a horrible first date with a series of unfortunate events, Road Rage regret, a humiliating spar match in front of your family and friends and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    41 min
  • 87: Leaping Lizard
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a date that ended with a kick to the curb, going viral for the wrong reason, the worst date that saved a life, lying about a bodily function that you didn't know was on video and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    41 min
  • 86: Ice Ice Baby
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest in the studio who shares an embarrassing dating story. They also share stories about: barfing in public, misjudging a book by it's cover, a dressing room disaster, a first (and last) date skiing that ended in humilation and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    44 min
  • 85: Ghouls Gone Wild
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a haunted house accident, being nude and stranded, a bloody guitar serenade, a Halloween party that ended with a run from the cops, an embarrassing movie date, getting unintentionally nude in front of a classroom and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    39 min
  • 84: The ghost of wasting time
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share some spooky embarrassing stories about: a mortifying mistake in a Halloween costume, a Halloween decor disaster, getting embarrassed by your grandmother, a hitch hiker and a ghost car, having a literal bug up your butt and more!


    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    33 min
  • 83: To be T
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to a repeat guest (Beowulf) who shares an embarrassing zipline snafu. They also share some spooky embarrassing stories about: a sleepover date with a side of haunting, getting the party wrong, almost getting kicked out of an amusement park, haunted house injuries and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    39 min
  • 82: Gallons of Pee
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a mother/daughter embarrassment combo at an outlet mall, finding out why a date was so awkward after the fact, an IBS issue at work, a childhood embarrassment at the zoo, an ass prank gone wrong and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]


    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast


    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 


    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli


    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)


    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts


    Produced by John Creery


    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!


    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast


    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com


    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.


    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome


    30 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.