Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 111: Turn your head and look at your butt

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing dumb moment with a mechanic, a leaf blower catastrophe, a casual Friday fashion faux pas, a classroom lockdown humiliation, getting caught hiding and spying by a teacher and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 110: Skidmark Tangent

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a waterpark wardrobe malfunction, an embarrassment that was broadcast to your grandmother and all of her friends, a KFC bathroom incident that was a TKO, a night of white russians that ended in handcuffs and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 109: We got your butt on camera, ballsy!

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting locked out of your house and making sure all of your neighbors hate you, sleepwalking that almost cost you your job, an inappropriate erection, accidentally giving yourself a black eye and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    34 min
  • 108: Skid Marked Strawberry Shortcakes

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: making a dumb mistake, needing an ex to save you from a terrible situation, getting embarrassed by your Mom in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your Mom on Prom night, almost getting arrested in the airport and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    33 min
  • 107: Edward Limp Hands

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Anna of @annah8sanna on TikTok who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing date story. They also share stories about: accidentally having two girls in your bed in the same night, a trombone mishap, getting embarrassed by your daughter at the doctor's office, an unwelcome surprise in your jeans in front of your new girlfriend and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    46 min
  • 106: The Sh*t Hit The Wall

    This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a proposal that turned to sh*t, 
    an unwelcome gift, when your dog ruins a make out session, a truth or dare disaster, going to bed clothed and waking up in tighty whities to an audience, a porta-potty problem and more!  

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 105: Mud Butted

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blaming your accident on your nephew, a bathroom misunderstanding that led to the cops being called, a lost in translation incident in Paris, farting away your chance at a date, a nightmare birthday getaway and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    36 min
  • 104: Bowtie and a Boner

    This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a sledding accident that led to a nickname, being forced to get naked in front of the entire neighborhood, getting caught in a lie to your boss, the shortest and worst hotel stay, a 5 minute bathroom break that ended up being an hour, a wet nightmare and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    50 min
  • 103: Maschu Pischu Pisha

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a first date that was over before it began, a childhood dream simultaneously made and crushed, an embarrassing misunderstanding, getting sick in front of the whole classroom, blowing your chance with the girl of your dreams, catching an unexpected person in your bed and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  • 102: Hummpy

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to actor/comedian Dennis Hemphill (@hummpy on YouTube) who shares a hilarious embarrassing audition story and they also share stories about: a puberty humiliation ritual, a flight attendant face off for the bathroom, getting robbed by your date, getting your license only to lose it the next day and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    56 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.