Beet Red

Beet Red

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Beet Red episodes

  • 121: Limp Noodle

    NEWS: We're taking a little break for the holidays! Between the holiday madness, family, work and everything else this time of year brings, it feels like the right time to hit pause. We'd love to return when we're able to give the show the time and attention it deserves. In the meantime, revisit old episodes and share with a friend! 

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: talking to yourself but you're not the only one that heard it, a public bathroom disaster, getting humiliated in the middle of a church sermon, thinking you're talking in code about a crush but he fully understands you, an underwater rescue that goes very wrong and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    27 min
  • 120: Little Ditty 'bout Joe and Diane

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from the hilarious Diane who shares a trio of embarrassing stories. They also share stories about: a mortifying card decline, a hookup that was thwarted by a cat, porta-potty pandemonium, unintentionally mooning a group and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    47 min
  • 119: Dougbert Bug Dirt

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an unfortunate accident at the gym, a horrifying moment during the act when your girlfriend's Dad appears with a rifle, being told you're a bad kisser and further embarrassing yourself when trying to practice getting better, getting hit on by a Granny, a mortifying incident at a party, pooping your pants on a walk in front of your neighbors and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    36 min
  • 118: You've got to out weird them every time

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart in class that everyone heard, trying to be cool and failing at a trend, getting busted getting busy in the woods, slapping the wrong person by accident, a 36 hour ER shift accident, having your crush announced to the room, getting and losing a job in the same day and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    41 min
  • 117: Meet Puke

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Summer (of @everything.about.summer on TikTok) who shares her hilarious viral Uber ride story. They also share stories about:  accidentally sharing a super intimate moment with your Mother-in-law, getting busted in the act by your Mom, literally getting caught by your boss with your pants down, getting humiliated by a bully (but getting revenge) and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    45 min
  • 116: Recycling Binoculars

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a mortifying misunderstanding with your boss, sh*t talking a celebrity who hears you, getting caught in the act and locking eyes with a stranger, an innocent mistake that led to a hasty exit, a nightmare moment in a play, showing off for your crush leading to humiliation and more! 

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    27 min
  • 115: Tighty Whities Tribulation

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a brotherly prank that goes too far, professing your love to your crush, ruining your chance at a second date because of an intrusive thought, secondhand audition embarrassment, sending a d*ck pic to the wrong person, getting humiliated at a party in front of everyone and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    41 min
  • 114: Leaning Tower of Poo

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Nikki (@survivorrwon on TT) who shares an embarrassing story from her childhood. They also share stories about: getting humiliated by an ex who became famous, hitting rock bottom with an audience, accidentally giving your coworker an unwanted gift, a mortifying zoom meeting with a celebrity and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    53 min
  • 113: When they tell me to eat sh*t, I don't nibble!
    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jen Selk (@willandbequeath on IG) and she shares some embarrassing stories from her past.  They also share stories about: an awkward locker room encounter, getting banned from a golf pro shop for defiling the bathroom, giving your date food poisoning, a bathroom blackout mid business and more!
    59 min
  • 112: It's raining pee, hallelujah it's raining pee

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from comedian/writer/actress Caitlin Linden @choomroom (IG/YT) and @caitmonstar (IG) who shares an embarrassing Halloween Party story and they also share stories about: a stupid mistake with an inmate that almost led to jail time of their own, a hit and run skinny dipping disaster, a field trip fiasco, accidentally starting a fire tornado and more!

    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

    If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

    This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. 

    Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

    Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

    Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

    Produced by John Creery

    Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

    Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

    Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

    Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

    Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    40 min

About Beet Red

From the publisher's feed

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.