Beet Red

By Beet Red

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their... more

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How many episodes does Beet Red have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.

Beet Red episodes:

March 17, 2026 101: The Maxi Taxi of Love
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a cute friendly tap that accidentally became a power slap, a long distance relationship that lasted for months online but ended the first time meeting in person, a first date that began with being naked by a wasp's nest, meeting the woman of your dreams and blowing it in an instant, and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
38min
March 10, 2026 100: The one where we turned 100
100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a producer/mixer/editor. This show would truly be nothing without you! Thank you so much to Matt at Projkt Studios for being our recordist and supplying such an amazing creative space. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support and your stories. As we enter into our third year, we only hope to keep you listening and laughing along with us.
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally assaulting the hottest guy you've ever seen, finding out you went viral for an embarrassing moment when you didn't even know you were being recorded, a fart so foul you could never return to your favorite salon, a first date where you needed the Heimlich maneuver because your date shocked you into choking and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
49min
March 03, 2026 99: Flop and a Big Fart
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a nightmare date in the middle of nowhere and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
34min
February 24, 2026 98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Tina (@boundlessvoyage on TT) who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing babysitting story. They also share stories about: a groom who had too much to drink, a high school worst nightmare coming true, your entire class laughing at you during a presentation, a humiliating first date and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
47min
February 03, 2026 97: Be Our Guest
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that led to a week off from school, a swim lesson embarrassment, believing a lie that led to detention, a bungee jumping disaster, accidentally showing it all, the worst Valentine's gift ever and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
42min
January 27, 2026 96: Oh Hell No
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that ruined any chance of a first date, a first and last day on the job due to an embarrassing accident, a dinner party that ended with police cars and fire trucks, an embarrassing accident so bad that someone was forced to quit their job and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
45min
January 20, 2026 95: Granny Panty Delight
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst roommate ever, attending an awkward backyard wedding, a wardrobe malfunction while teaching a class, getting embarrassed by your Dad at a restaurant, finding out your coworkers are perverts and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
36min
January 13, 2026 94: Meet Cute Farts
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an awkward gym encounter with your crush, a run that ends in a double humiliation, accidentally catching your art teacher in an awkward situation, a sexy start to the night that ends in layers of embarrassment, walking in on a coworker you did not want to see in the nude and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
36min
January 06, 2026 93: Linda!
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a sensitive situation when you're new to a job, texting the wrong person, a proposal gone wrong, being too hungry to think straight and embarrassing yourself in front of an entire restaurant, literally wrecking any chance of a first date and more!

If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.

Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

Produced by John Creery

Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

...more
39min
December 23, 2025 92: Juicy Mawma
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Meg (@juicymawma on IG and TT) who shares her viral embarrassing crush hookup story and a couple of bonus stories. They also share stories about: a vacation snafu, catching a cheater on Christmas, ruining a romantic moment, an inopportune boner and more!

If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast

This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.

Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli

Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)

Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts

Produced by John Creery

Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!

Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast

Website: www.beetredpodcast.com

Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.

Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

...more
47min

FAQs about Beet Red:

How many episodes does Beet Red have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.