Beet Red

By Beet Red

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their... more

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How many episodes does Beet Red have?

The podcast currently has 115 episodes available.

Beet Red episodes:

July 21, 2026 115: Tighty Whities Tribulation
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a brotherly prank that goes too far, professing your love to your crush, ruining your chance at a second date because of an intrusive thought, secondhand audition embarrassment, sending a d*ck pic to the wrong person, getting humiliated at a party in front of everyone and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
41min
July 14, 2026 114: Leaning Tower of Poo
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Nikki (@survivorrwon on TT) who shares an embarrassing story from her childhood. They also share stories about: getting humiliated by an ex who became famous, hitting rock bottom with an audience, accidentally giving your coworker an unwanted gift, a mortifying zoom meeting with a celebrity and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
53min
June 30, 2026 113: When they tell me to eat sh*t, I don't nibble!
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jen Selk (@willandbequeath on IG) and she shares some embarrassing stories from her past. They also share stories about: an awkward locker room encounter, getting banned from a golf pro shop for defiling the bathroom, giving your date food poisoning, a bathroom blackout mid business and more!
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59min
June 23, 2026 112: It's raining pee, hallelujah it's raining pee
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from comedian/writer/actress Caitlin Linden @choomroom (IG/YT) and @caitmonstar (IG) who shares an embarrassing Halloween Party story and they also share stories about: a stupid mistake with an inmate that almost led to jail time of their own, a hit and run skinny dipping disaster, a field trip fiasco, accidentally starting a fire tornado and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
40min
June 16, 2026 111: Turn your head and look at your butt
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing dumb moment with a mechanic, a leaf blower catastrophe, a casual Friday fashion faux pas, a classroom lockdown humiliation, getting caught hiding and spying by a teacher and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
35min
June 09, 2026 110: Skidmark Tangent
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a waterpark wardrobe malfunction, an embarrassment that was broadcast to your grandmother and all of her friends, a KFC bathroom incident that was a TKO, a night of white russians that ended in handcuffs and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
35min
May 19, 2026 109: We got your butt on camera, ballsy!
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting locked out of your house and making sure all of your neighbors hate you, sleepwalking that almost cost you your job, an inappropriate erection, accidentally giving yourself a black eye and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
34min
May 12, 2026 108: Skid Marked Strawberry Shortcakes
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: making a dumb mistake, needing an ex to save you from a terrible situation, getting embarrassed by your Mom in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your Mom on Prom night, almost getting arrested in the airport and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
33min
May 05, 2026 107: Edward Limp Hands
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Anna of @annah8sanna on TikTok who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing date story. They also share stories about: accidentally having two girls in your bed in the same night, a trombone mishap, getting embarrassed by your daughter at the doctor's office, an unwelcome surprise in your jeans in front of your new girlfriend and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
46min
April 28, 2026 106: The Sh*t Hit The Wall
This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a proposal that turned to sh*t,
an unwelcome gift, when your dog ruins a make out session, a truth or dare disaster, going to bed clothed and waking up in tighty whities to an audience, a porta-potty problem and more!
If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at [email protected]
If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast
This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.
Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli
Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)
Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts
Produced by John Creery
Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red!
Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast
Website: www.beetredpodcast.com
Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.
Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
...more
35min

FAQs about Beet Red:

How many episodes does Beet Red have?

The podcast currently has 115 episodes available.