We're back with a show that almost ruined Kelly's entire week: Arrested Development. This show has everything; freaks, losers, sociopaths, and TWO LUCILLES. Listen to who gets the worst character (Gob) on the quiz. 

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Apples apples apples. If you didn't watch Castle then you're going to have to listen to this episode to understand the whole "apples" bit. Kelly hasn't watched this show but legally she's watched this show. Phil understands Chipotle manners. Jennifer complains about her job and cackles loudly to remind you that you are ALIVE.
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TW for brief mention of suicide and diet talk. 

Okay onto the fun stuff! This is our first full butt show. huge! like milo's dump truck! This show is for all the horny moms and horny Kelly's out there - time to get that sweet Peacock subscription. 
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Kelly has declared this our most boring episode yet. Did Allison Brie ever do a Notes App apology for her role in this show? Did I spell "Allison" correctly? Did you know she's married to a Franco? Lots to think about. Even if you think this episode is boring, you should still listen to it because I'd like to hit 1,000 downloads by the time this bad boy is a year old. You feel? Is this possible? WHO. KNOWS. Do you have a show suggestion? Send it our way at [email protected]!

Hope you're ready for smooth brain hours - this episode is absolutely chock full of nothing! It may be either boring or genius (we may be the next Larry David?) It may the perfect length and thus allowed to be boring because you're just so grateful for a sub hour and thirty minute episode. It may get Jennifer canceled in the future. 
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Well folks, it's official - Elon's check cleared and he owns Twitter. Will you be staying to see what he does with the place? Tweet at us and let us know! As per usual, we delve into a history lesson that we are not qualified to teach. Also, is "mob" or "mafia" the preferred term for Tony's line of work? Do you think Carmela was having sexual relations with the priest? Is the FBI anti-Italian-American? Email us at [email protected] and just tell us we're pretty. PLEASE.

Sorry to spill the beans but you've never eaten a Quizno's sub because they literally do not even exist. However, if you think you or a loved one have experienced a Quizno's, please GOD let us know (bonus if the Quizno's in question "burned down." Email us at [email protected]. Oh, and yeah we talked about Search Party and Lowkey talked about it a lot?? Like we actually stayed on topic so feel free to send us money, too. ha ha kidding or like, maybe not??

It doesn't matter which show came first: Game of Thrones is just old, European Succession. Kendall Roy is Bran, feel old yet? We talk about all the incest you could hope and dream for! Actuall dream for more? Then fight us in our email inbox at [email protected].

It's 2022 and Jeb Bush is president. And that's cannon! At least podcast cannon. Listen as we drag Carrie through the mud and actively despise Big. Do you think Phil is a Charlotte or Carrie? We have opinions!! Let us know who the heaven and hell you are at [email protected]

That's right folks, we all must have our highs and lows. This is it: the floor. If you can't handle us at our Scrubs then you don't deserve us at our Literally Any Other Episode. We talk a lot about a relationship that doesn't exist anymore (RIP Florence and Zach). Jennifer has made the brave decision to continue watching this show, though she has yet to make it past season 1. In due time, baby! Have a show suggestion? Email us at [email protected] pleaseeeeeeeee