A very special Bayford Award for Audacity goes to West Midlands Trains this week, but that's after we talk about vodka from Chernobyl, a man who thinks owls are working for aliens, a psychic who gave an unsatisfied customer a refund and a warning of her impending death and a fashion mogul left feeling Blue after boy bands and Britpop became a Blur.

A scientist who can’t solve crosswords invents a computer programme to do it for him and a man reveals his plans to auction a mammoth crisp for the benefit of the NHS.

Ben and Benjy talk about Boris Johnson's decorating woes, a man who demanded McNuggets at gunpoint and a millionaire furlough claimant who is most definitely not paying it back.