Benny's Grab Bag

Lincoln Cyphers recently watched a documentary called Jurassic Park and has some things to say.

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Ever done Mad Libs? Fun right? I thought I'd give it a shot with a song. I got ahold of my good pal Clayton Riptide and had him select the song and fill in the blanks. I then put it together into a glorious collision of weirdness and Jason Mraz.

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A song from a daddy to his little girl whom he hasn't yet met.

LYRICS:

My finger in a tiny fist

Sleepy face I can't resist

You're the answer to a thousand whispered prayers

At last I'm finally holding you

There's nothing that I wouldn't do

Just to let you know your daddy's always there

I'm so pleased to meet

So excited to finally greet you

You're a brand new world

All wrapped up in a little girl

I love you Adeline

Pixie dust and painted wings

Nerf guns, games, and grassy jeans

I wonder what will occupy your mind

All I ask is take it slow

Love Jesus as you learn and grow

He will help us teach you to be good and kind

I'm so pleased to meet

So excited to finally greet you

What a joy for me

To get to know the girl you'll be

I love you Adeline

Welcome to our world precious baby girl

Our lives are sweetened by your presence, Adeline

For now it's good enough for me

To breathe you and watch you dream

Right now is where I want to spend my time

Your mom and I, and your brothers too

All thank God for the gift of you

Our precious baby girl, Adeline

I'm so pleased to meet

So excited to finally greet you

You're a brand new world

All wrapped up in a little girl

I love you Adeline

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Common Tater comments on Marvin K Mooney by Dr. Seuss and offers some additional ways for Marvin to take his leave. Ways that just make more sense. Or do they? Not for me to judge. 

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A couple things are apparent here:

Regardless, Lincoln Cyphers (the PSA guy), is plenty entertaining. Listen to his important public service announcement concerning carbon and his plan for getting rid of it.

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You can't control other people. You can control you. You can choose to be the one who is different, who is better. Be the one.

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I put a call out on Facebook for a song topic. I received two immediate replies: omelets and shoelaces.

45 minutes later I'd penned this masterpiece. I had no idea it was to have such a possible message. Who knew?

LYRICS:

Start with eggs 

I'll use three A bit of ham and a mess of cheese 

Throw in a pan turn up the heat 

Holy crap it resembles me

It starts as a mess not nice to see 

But as it cooks it’s consistency 

Begins to firm ceasing to be 

So wishy-washy and ugly 

A yellow cloud light and fluffy 

Has filled the pan with aromas a plenty 

Ham and cheese a feast of kings 

What glory a little fire brings 

Onto a plate then to the table 

But we’re not done with this silly fable 

Catch the point if you’re able 

What once was fluid now is stable 

Much like eggs we can break and yet 

That’s when we’re most valuable 

Are you starting to get the point 

You’ll find it I bet 

If you’re broken by life there’s no need to fret 

You’re perfectly poised to become 

a Delicious and nutritious and satisfying omelet

Tie your shoes

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