The podcast peaked when Bert and Ernie decided "Grand Theft Anus" was the rebrand GTA desperately needed. They then spiraled into a passionate defense of gut culture, treating a skier's massive belly like fine art and proposing America needs gut fairs. Their linguistic genius gave us "custguh" (that annoying bread crust glue), while they fantasized about Cool Ranch donuts because Bert's "gaining weight for a role." The real kicker? They are just idiots.

-Roger

P.S.

stick around to the end for some bonus chummin

From the creators of the last thirty-three episodes of Bert and Ernie's Inner Sanctum, here is...Bert and Ernie with another episode of the Inner Sanctum!

Good Afternoon,

This podcast is incredibly something. It's something alright. Roger wanted to phone it in, and I ain't listening to this crap, so I couldn't tell you what it's about. Thanks, and hope you like it.

Sincerely,

Ernie Ferguson VII

Sorry for the quality at the beginning, Bert's mic was backwards. Skip to around the 17-minute mark if you want no echo on your super funny jokes.

In this totally normal emergency podcast, Bert and Ernie casually discussed Godzilla allegedly obliterating Levi's Stadium and 50,000 people during the Super Bowl. They scored an exclusive with the Big G himself, who claims he was framed. Between kaiju controversies, they covered Breezy Johnson's Olympic gold, Hunter Hess's spicy takes on America, Bert's surprise adoption of two teenage daughters, and their love for Heat and Dog Day Afternoon. The pod wrapped with lighthouse philosophy, because why not end mass destruction talk with existential vibes?

-Roger

Bert and Ernie chatted about their pickled herring bed and breakfast idea, discovering Millton's Pumpkin Fest, and their upcoming merch drop featuring gym shorts with fake poop stains and sweatshirts made from BP oil spill material.

-Roger

The guys talked about a show butchered into Snapchat clips, debated heavy equipment beers and Tom Waits. They decided successful people are liars, joked about firing ad guy Larry, and planned to trick job candidates into being podcast guests.

-Roger

Ernie and Bert compared football to Weight Watchers, debated kebabs, and watched Harlem Nights with mysterious Spanish scenes. They recalled middle school microwave disasters and classmates fighting over LeBron vs. Kobe. Bert claimed he's training geckos to use echolocation. Who wins the new CHUM OF THE WEEK?. Ernie walked through a blizzard for beer. They connected music theory to bridge engineering and discussed Bert's skiing bruise and a fictional movie.

-Roger

Jam-packed with fun moments from the first-ever Inner Sanctum Retreat!

We talk fish, Arizona, and the mystery behind Bobby Lee Hickman. Really, we just spend a lot of time scrolling on Reddit.

The guys discuss closets, flight attendants at baseball games, and Bert's miraculous shot while falling. Just another day in the ol sanctum.