In this episode, E-Bong stopped by to chat about his Chicago trip, hitting up the Sears Tower's Sky Deck and checking out the public transit scene. The crew talked about everything from his wet gala adventures and what he carries around daily to some movie chat. They also mapped out plans for their one-year anniversary hangout on June 21st, which happens to be their 50th episode. They also introduced a special new segment.

- Roger

This transcript is from a chill podcast recording with Bert, Ernie, and guest Paul (formerly Sam). They kept it loose, chatting about hats, recording tech, and random stories. They hit their usual strides but mostly just riffed and had fun. Wrapped up talking about dinner plans—no formal agenda, just hanging out.

-Roger

Extra-Extra hear all about it! Luke and Jayce live from the moon. All you chums get what you waited for. Peace, Love, Sanctum.

We got Bert, Ernie, and their buddy Jayco hanging out and chatting about everything from basketball legends like Dirk to that wild Hasbullah story. They got into dating talk, swapped stories about martial arts and food, and shared some concert memories.

-Roger

Ernie and Bert had some pretty funny moments during their podcast. They cracked up over a "Volvussy" license plate that sounded like a dirty joke, and joked around about taking over OnlyFans. Bert went on about these massive quarter-pound hot dogs he ate. There was also some silly stuff about Ernie getting called "Mr. Iceman" and a random chat about fans and thermodynamics.

-Roger

Ernie and Bert chatted about some news stuff, created new drug ads, and talked about coffee shops being all about the vibes. They also reminisced about their watch party that flopped harder than Eagleman off a Carl's Jr. roof.

- Roger

Ernie and Bert conducted a live review of the 1948 film "Inner Sanctum," directed by Lew Landers, which was based on the popular radio series of the same name. They discussed the film's noir elements, plot twists, and characters, particularly noting Mary Beth Hughes's performance. The hosts explored the connection between the film and radio series.

https://archive.org/details/Inner_Sanctum_movie

Bert and Ernie's podcast got weird fast—they launched "News and Huey Lewis and the News" (exactly what it sounds like), debated whether everything is secretly a podcast, and somehow ended up discussing a quadruple amputee cornhole player who shot someone. They're starting a movie club, announced "Bert and Ernie's Inner Sanctum on Ice," and Bert made a chicken salad so good he had to explain the entire recipe.

- Roger

Ernie and Bert hung out at City Hall for their podcast, shooting the breeze about bands, R&B tunes, and throwing together a sandwich recipe book. They kicked around some merch ideas like stickers and shirts but figured they should rebrand first. They also chatted about concerts, movies, and got a call from Dr. El Camino talking about his grocery store habits before ending with some talk about upcoming shows and picking up some vinyl.

Premiering the song of the summer with the band that created it.  Take it in, folks, this is history.  Talk a lot of fun topics like colors and shit.