Best Frenemies

Johnny and Christopher are dropping this episode to shut up their “fans” who take pleasure in harassing them to put out more episodes. Shut up already! Johnny and Christopher have lives. They do stuff. You’ll get the damn episode when you get the damn episode. They give their Top 5 bald people (Christopher thinks it is funny that he doesn’t make Johnny’s list). They discuss the Paramount+ series The Offer. And they recommend some stuff.

Johnny makes it clear that this episode is late because of Christopher. While Christopher will not confirm nor deny this charge, it was his fault because he has a job and stuff. The boys give their Top 5 conspiracy theories, they discuss HBO Max’s Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, and they recommend some stuff.

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known that Johnny is why this episode is so late! Christopher was ready to rock ‘n’ roll, but Johnny always had a reason for shining recording (those Tinder dates aren’t going to date themselves). In this late episode, the boys give the Top 5 celebrities they’ve met. They discuss the television and comic book series Deadly Class. And they recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher finally do their first episode of the new year. It’s been a month since they released a new episode, or, put another way, Johnny has gone on 27 Tinder dates during that time. The boys give their Top 5 cheesy things they own. They discuss the new season of Cobra Kai and the new series Peacemaker. As always, they recommend some stuff. Christopher thinks Johnny is suffering from atrophy from his long sabbatical from working. If interested in joining the intervention for Johnny, drop us a line at [email protected].

Johnny and Christopher squeak in an end-of-year episode. You’re welcome! They give their Top 5 favorite fight scenes. They discuss all their homies who were promoted to black belts. And they recommend some stuff. 2022 is right around the corner, and it’s going to be a challenging time for Johnny because he will have to get a job. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him in this trying time. If you’d like to contact Johnny with words of encouragement, shoot him an email at [email protected].

This is our special Thanksgiving episode, but we don’t mention anything about the holiday because Johnny and Christopher are way too self-centered to be troubled with Thanksgiving. Christopher is thankful that he’ll be out of town and won’t have to deal with Johnny over the holiday. Johnny is thankful for home STD tests. The boys do Top 5 animals they wish they were. They discuss the television show Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. As always, Johnny is whining that I put our email address here: [email protected].

Johnny and Christopher find time in their busy schedules to record a new episode. All the Tinder profiles aren’t going to swipe right without Johnny’s help, and Christopher and the Utah Jazz took the summer off to think about their relationship, but they’re back together and trying to make it work. The boys give their Top 5 teams/players/fans they hate. They discuss the new Dune. And they recommend some stuff. Johnny is being a little bitch and demanding our email go in this blurb: [email protected]. Please send us an email saying how much Johnny annoys you.

After getting harassed by their most loyal fans, Johnny and Christopher grudgingly recorded a new episode. This is episode 60! Holy crap! Sixty episodes of gibberish. They do Top 5 Chris and Johhnys who are better than the Best Frenemies. Johnny thinks it’s funny that Chris’ favorite movie is about music—Almost Famous; they discuss the 20-year-old film for no particular reason. And they recommend some stuff.  Download for free on iTunes, Spotify, and GooglePlay.

Well, well, well, look who got promoted to black belts. Johnny might be the first person promoted to black belt who felt he deserved it. This episode clocks in over an hour because Johnny and Christopher talk about themselves. They do top 5 excuses, and then they recommend some stuff. Please hit them up with questions and suggestions at [email protected].

Johnny and Christopher sit down with their Jiu-Jitsu professor Tainan Dalpra, who is a world-class Jiu-Jitsu competitor and all-around good guy—two things Johnny and Christopher are not. They give their Top 5 emotional scenes from movies, making the Best Frenemies come across as emotionally fragile. And they recommend some stuff.