Best Frenemies

Johnny and Christopher did zero preparation for this episode. If it weren’t for Johnny’s horrendous number one pick for his Top 5 favorite actresses, this might be the blandest top five segment ever. Thank God Johnny whiffed it with his number one pick so Christopher could berate him. The Best Frenemies are rather pleased with themselves that there was only one sexist joke during the segment. That’s growth for the guys. Professor Jeff stops by for a #comichead segment where they discuss the comic Sara. Johnny plays some music that Christopher will fast forward through. And Professor Jeff barges in and interrupts when they recommend some stuff, but he’s a black belt, so he can do whatever he wants.

Johnny and Christopher got snubbed again by the Oscars, so they have zero guilt watching the screener copies of Uncut Gems and Ford v Ferrari to discuss for their tens of fans. Spoiler: Johnny loves them, but he hasn’t disliked a film since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. They start the show off with an international threat from Juggs to Christopher. Spoiler: Nobody likes Juggs. They give their Top 5 favorite actors, they recommend some stuff, and Johnny plays music that Christopher won’t ever listen to. On a scale of 1 to 10, this episode is a 7—it would be higher, but Johnny recorded naked, so that cost some points.

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Johnny and Christopher close out 2019 with an episode that is like a white elephant gift you’ve been trying to unload since 2003, but nobody wants it, and it always seems to find its way back to you again and again. They give their Top 5 worst Christmas gifts. They discuss the HBO series Watchmen with Christopher’s wife, Jamie “You’re Pissing Me Off” Reese. Professor Jeff stops by for another segment of #Comichead. And they recommend some stuff.

A lot has happened since the last episode came out, but the only thing that really matters is that Christopher received his brown belt in Jiu Jitsu. He informs Johnny that they’re the same rank now, so he won’t be taking any of his nonsense anymore. They do Top 5 reasons for not sparring with someone. Coach Jeff (also a brown belt but should be a black belt) stops by to participate in Comics Corner aka #comichead. The best frenemies discuss the new streaming service Disney+ and, as always, they recommend some stuff. All in all, a good episode. On a scale from 1-10, Christopher’s performance in this episode is an 8, while Johnny disappoints with a 3.

Johnny and Christopher are back with the newest episode. Dr. Warren Wang stops by to talk about being an ass-kicking medical doctor who retired from his practice so he could be the ringside physician for One Championship, which is Asia’s largest sports media property. Johnny and Christopher have never felt more inadequate. Compared to Dr. Warren, they really haven’t done much with their lives. To illustrate this, they do Top 5 weaknesses, then recommend some stuff. They would like credit for not asking Dr. Warren to write them prescriptions for painkillers.

Johnny loves the LA Lakers. Christopher loves the Utah Jazz. Their love runs deep. However, Johnny’s love for his team doesn’t translate into knowledge about them. In this stirring episode, Christopher demonstrates a deeper knowledge about the Lakers than Johnny, which is interesting because the bald guy hates the Lakers. How is that, Johnny? It’s like you don’t watch the games. Do you just look at the box scores the next morning? Anyway, they do Top 5 favorite plays of their teams (spoiler: We’re not even sure Johnny is talking about the Lakers.) Coach Jeff stops by for the new segment Comics Corner (spoiler: All three men participating in this segment aren’t virgins.) And they recommend some stuff, and they watch a Jazz/Laker game (spoiler: It was a horrible game, and the outcome is fake news.)

Johnny and Christopher are back for their Halloween episode. We learn that Christopher doesn’t really like this pointless holiday, but with that said, he still brings his A game and crushes it. Kind of surprising that Johnny is a non-factor in this episode because he loves Halloween. Weird. Top 5 favorite Halloween costumes, they discuss the new film Joker, and Johnny’s son, Donnie Darko, stops by to give his thoughts on It 2. Then they recommend some stuff and continue with the segment “Shit your Wife Told Me”

Johnny and Christopher are back with their 30th episode! Christopher’s parents come into the studio and won’t shut up with all their stories about how wonderful their son was and is! God, it’s embarrassing all the praise they lavish on him. Okay, maybe that’s not what happened. Maybe it was the other way, and Christopher ended the episode in tears. Also, they give their Top 5 television shows they hate, more Shit Your Wife Told Me, and they recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher welcome OC Insta News’ Chad “Unkle Tito” Towersey into the studio. The Best Frenemies give their top 5 books that should be made in to movies. They introduce a new segment: Shit Your Wife Told Me. And they recommend some stuff. This is a long-ass episode, so you’re welcome. If you don’t listen to the whole episode, we’ll know. Download on iTunes, Spotify, and Googleplay. Link in the bio.

Johnny and Christopher start the show by forgetting to introduce themselves, and it just goes downhill from there. Christopher’s family has left him home alone, and it’s not pretty. They give their Top 5 things they judge people on. They discuss the new Amazon Prime series The Boys. And they give their recommendations.

Best Frenemies’ Disclaimer: Johnny and Christopher support all people with neurological disorders … as long as they don’t distract them in a movie theater.