Best of Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin & Sibs

It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls his life-saving hero and professes his undying love. Except it's less romantic and more creepy and uncomfortable.

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Listen to more Senseless Survey's below

Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

Was learning cursive really necessary?

How do you throw away a trash can?

Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers?

How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe?

Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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South African Olympic, World and Commonwealth swimming champion Chad le Clos on Kfm Mornings.

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Prepare yourself for cringe!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.

She calls an American dating chatline and connects with a thirty-something therapist from New York. 

Using her powers of seduction, Jennifer beckons her victim to sound out various animal noises. 

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Kfm Mornings call up Leon Lukas to play the Dischem R10k Pop Quiz.

When Darren learns that Leon has been unemployed and actively looking for a job for well over 10 years, he quickly changes the game to help him along. 

Leon's reaction to his R10,000 win had Kfm listeners teary-eyed and now he has two interviews planned, and an offer to drive him to his first interview in Durbanville. 

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Gen Z's have now shifted their focus from belittling boomers to calling out millennials on their ancient trends. 

According to these TikTok teens, skinny jeans, side-parted hair and using the laughing emoji is now officially over. 

Darren Simpson, a Gen Xer, shares this news with millenials, Sherlin and Sibs. 

 

 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes advantage of a real-life situation where a pet snake went missing in a neighbourhood.

The fully grown python escaped its cage prompting the couple to search everywhere — the ceiling, the couch, behind the curtains. When they realised that the snake was not in their home, the couple alerted their immediate neighbours.

A day later, the snake was found curled up in their neighbour's pool pump.

Whackhead calls up the couple as a frantic neighbour to let them know that their serpent devoured his little poodle.

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