Best of Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin & Sibs

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an overbearing Estate Manager. 

He calls a tenant after learning that he's built a Lapa without approval from the Body Corporate. 

Unfortunately, the entertainment area does not suit the aesthetic of the estate. 

"You degrade the estate!"

"When you live in an estate there's a certain standard that needs to be upheld!"

Things get a turn for the worse when the tenant threatens to break Whackhead's nose and his response is to nitpick at more minor maintenance issues. 

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Kfm Mornings share an online learning PSA before opening the floor for teachers to reveal online learning mishaps. 

The new normal of learning through virtual classrooms has not been easy on teachers, parents and children alike. 

Things haven't been perfect and at times, teachers have been put in awkward situations like overhearing inappropriate conversations or young students refusing to get fully dressed for class. 

Darren Simpson says while it's been a challenge for kids to realise that they have to take online learning seriously, parents have to accept partial blame as well.

He admits he's guilty of some of these transgressions. 

Here are a few remote-learning etiquettes shared by US educator, Edith Pride:

Wake your children up early enough to feed them and get them dressed for school

Make sure your child has the book, pencil and paper when they sit in front of the computer

No laying down in the bed

Parents, please make sure that you have on proper clothing when you're walking in front of or behind the computer

Children on the computer can hear your conversation, so please use proper language

When you're helping your kids at the computer, don't appear with big joints or cigarettes

 

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Darren Simpson is known to be a softy when it comes to the R10k Pop Quiz.

He often bends the rules in favour of contestants so they can either earn that extra R100 or win the full R10,000 cash prize.

Well no more! In early 2020, Darren put together a list of 10 commandments dubbed the Saudiq Law - listen to the audio below for context.

 

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Do you remember what you wanted to be when you were still in high school? Did you follow your dream or follow a different career path?

Sherlin shares that she chose science, math and biology in grade 8 with the hopes of becoming a doctor one day. 

"I blame my parents... they tell us these stories that we can become doctors and we believe them!"

Sibs on the other hand had dreams to become an accountant after she receives top marks in one of her tests. 

"I thought I was an accounting genius"

Darren wanted to be a lawyer and took history and all the subjects he needed to in school. 

Clearly, none of the breakfast team hosts followed the career path they thought they would.

Kfm Mornings put the question out to their listeners: "What did you want to be growing up and did you follow through with your dream?"

This is what they had to say!

 

 

 

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Whackhead's prank victim is understandably upset following a call with an auto centre. 

Just as the call ended, he overheard the mechanic he was talking to say, "Hierdie ou is 'n onnosel!"

This is where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes in...

Posing as someone from the car shop, Whackhead calls the upset client to find out if he is satisfied with their service.

When he learns about the insulting incident, Whackhead sides with the mechanic.

"You must understand that we deal with a lot of stupid people"

This uncouth response sets the poor victim off on a tirade where he throws in that he is not stupid because he holds a Masters Degree.

Whackhead makes the already bad situation even worse by pushing the poor guy to the point that he lets off a hair-raising roar.

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Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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With all the negativity in the world, Monday Motivation on Kfm Mornings serves as a little something to recalibrate and refocus your mind for the week ahead!

This Monday Motivation comes from talk show legend Larry King. 

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Oh boy, this is a goodie! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim recently changed his alarm system provider. 

Usually, what happens in cases like this, the original provider removes its transmitter from the roof so that the new company can install theirs. 

However in this prank, the old company not only took out the transmitter, but they also removed the entire alarm system - i.e all the hardware. 

Whackhead calls an already livid Herman and in true prankster fashion, he makes the problem even worse!

If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to [email protected] or complete this form.

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Listen to Jody Marthinus' winning R10k Pop Quiz moment on Kfm Mornings!

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation. 

But as you know with Whackhead, there's always an inconvenient catch. 

After inquiring about the rules, Whackhead explains that he's cut himself badly and would like to donate the vessel containing his blood.

Cue the most horrendous sound effect!

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