Unsure how we’re going to talk about this Eclipse for a full hour, but we can give it a shot.

As Best of the Best reaches its twilight of one hundred episodes, this week, Mark and Andrew take the opportunity to just stare at one another while soft indie rock plays in the background. Oh, and they’re both vampires, too, I guess, as Best of the Best discusses The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. From the Best Time of Day to the Best Myths about eclipses, it’s getting real damn dark on this week’s episode. A thunderstorm is brewing, so why not use it to mask yourself listening to this show, click the play button below and just get on Team Andrew or Team Mark. Or, if you’d like your shape-shifting werewolfing action for on the go, you can download the episode directly right here.

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A picture of literally the grandest award in our sport (of Best of the Besting).

And this year’s award for Best of the Best goes to…Best of the Best! Prep your acceptance speech and hustle up to the podium, as Mark and Andrew run down the wild world of Award Season this week on Best of the Best. The duo give some wonderful host banter about the Best Category That Should be Added to the Oscars, discuss some of the major awards we’ve received and make plans for Andrew’s impending death from sickness. Oh, the music is playing, so make it brief, thank your agent and the man upstairs, then listen in to this week’s episode by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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They’re so brave. So brave.

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An exclusive look of the Best of the Best News Desk!

Best of the Best prides itself on being your premiere source of news, views and other tidbits in the world of being the best. So, newshounds-in-training Andrew and Mark give the brand-new news desk a spin and discuss the Best Weekend Update characters, talk about news we have broken to others and get invested in the infuriating lives of NPR personalities. Get as mad as hell, take a calming shower, then listen in to this week’s episode by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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Karloff? Sidekick? (I know, we’ve used this picture before, but it’s still awesome).

Duos are the new trios in the new year, so Best of the Best is ahead of the trend in talking about companions on this week’s episode. From animal helpers to straight-up sidekicks, Mark and Andrew team up to discuss the magical world of assisting. And we also get a visit from the News Desk, which will basically pay for itself as your new favorite segment of the show that probably never returns. Grab a partner, do-si-do, promenade, then listen in to this week’s episode by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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