Yes, we know that’s not what “Many Happy Returns” means, but you know what? Climb down off my ass.

Christmastime is here! And we’re not dead yet! So let’s celebrate with an episode of Best of the Best! Resident yuletide professors Mark and Andrew get down to the heart of the holidays, discussing Many Happy Returns, from the Best Stocking Stuffer to the Best Gift-Giving Story Gone Awry. And did someone say they want an unexpected visit from the Unemployment Express? Well, do we have good news for you! Yes, Virginia, there’s is a Best of the Best, so tune in by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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Crushing slams and a slick-ass suit. Are you not entertained?

Coming up! It’s the television event of the season! Only on Best of the Best! With so many twist, turns, stars and awesome suits, you’ll definitely be talking about it tomorrow around the water cooler. Who will survive as Mark and Andrew discuss the Best Miniseries, the Best Midseason Finale and get to understand the smaller intricacies of the World’s Strongest Slam. Tune in so you don’t get left out! Click the play button below or download the episode directly right here.

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An ape wearing a tie? Well, now I’ve seen EVERYTHING!

Best of the Best is getting it on like Donkey Kong, as Andrew throws a barrel at Mark, while Mark steals someone’s girlfriend and stands on some steel girders. Listen in as Andrew and Mark talk about all the sad monkey stories they know, compare notes on Diddy Kong Racing and find the humanity in “The King of Kong.” To listen, insert one coin, then click the play button below or download the episode directly right here.

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You will also notice Mr. Myers’ name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family: Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog.

It’s getting really weird as we get close to Christmas, so Andrew and Mark can really only throw up their hands and say “That was odd” to this week’s Best of the Best. From personal stories that end quite oddly to television shows that seem to go right off the rails at the end, it’s all about curious finishes. So, join us, why not? Live in the odd world and bask in the light of the weird. Or don’t. It’s your call. Whatever. Forget I even asked. But, if you’re still on board, click the play button below or download the episode directly right here.

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A sale on toaster cozies? I…AM…THERE!

Thanksgiving is on Thursday, but frankly, we all know the more important thing happening this week: Black Friday! Huck that turkey into the storm drain and get your loved ones huddled together in a parking lot for those hot, hot Christmas deals. And while you wait, why not listen to this week’s episode of Best of the Best! Andrew and Mark discuss the magic of holiday consumerism, talking about the Best Store in a Mall, cheap holiday gift ideas and learn more about the presents you’ll be receiving as a beloved listener of Best of the Best. Remember, Best of the Best will idea match any competitors funny ideas, but you must first listen to this week’s episode by clicking the play button below or download the episode directly right here.

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