I guess, I’ll just order the water. Thank you, waiter.

It’s Christmas here at Episodic Memories and what’s more holiday-centric than a murder investigation! Scratch that, an ATTEMPTED murder investigation! Andrew and Mark head out to the east coast and look into CBS’ “Murder, She Wrote.” Specifically, the show’s ninth season Christmas episode entitled “A Christmas Secret.” Also, Andrew gets mad at Mark for showing up 45 minutes late and Mark discusses overhearing bad song idea from a national hero. Gather the kids, start a roaring fire in the fireplace, warm up some cocoa and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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That’s about the best image you’re gonna get out of this.

We’re digging into the stacks this week on Episodic Memories. Andrew and Mark uncover unaired WB pilot “Nobody’s Watching,” from “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence. The show is part reality show, part sitcom send-up, part pop culture commentary and 100% weird and kinda confusing. And it’s also got SNL’s Taran Killam. And did we mention that the whole thing is available on YouTube if you want to play along with us? Well, it is. Watching “Nobody’s Watching,” then listen to some nobodies talk about the damn thing by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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“Can Superman beat the Flash?” “Eh, sure, why not?”

Gotta get goin’ fast, y’all. And this episode is one quick trick, because it’s all about The CW hit series, “The Flash.” Join Andrew and Mark as they dissect this comic book spinoff of “Arrow,” a beloved episode of Episodic Memories. Do you want a show where the main character runs really fast? How about one where a blonde tech wizard hacks a gun somehow? Or a show where Ed from NBC’s “Ed” threatens a chubby Taylor Lautner with violence? Then, have I got great news for you. Go ahead and listen to this speedy summary of “The Flash” by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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It’s time for the Horrorthon. Don’t forget your masks!

Continuing the time honored tradition of the fact that we did one last year, Best of the Best and Episodic Memories is back with another spine-chattering Spooktacular scripted radio play thingamabob. This one’s got it all: Weird noises. Yelling. Boner jokes. Everything needed for a truly spooky Spooktacular. Dive in to this year’s affair and know that this took a lot longer than you probably think anything like this should take to put together. Now, THAT’S a scary thought.  Go ahead and listen to this tale of intrigue by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Skullomania is running wild!

As Halloween approaches, spooky happenings begin to occur: Skeletons start appearing. Pumpkin spice exists in everything we eat, drink or listen to. And Episodic Memories tackles the scariest thing of all, the Netflix original series, “Hemlock Grove,” which somehow earned three consecutive seasons. It makes me skin crawl just thinking about it. The three seasons part, not the show itself. Go ahead and listen into our spooooooky play-by-play by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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As for next time, we’ll be unveiling our 2nd Annual Spooktacular. Play along with us, how about?

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