I never noticed Yoda being so…angular… in the movies.

Saddle up and get ready to travel to a galaxy far, far away (near Barstow, I think?), as Episodic Memories returns from its summer hiatus. Andrew and Mark look this week at Cartoon Network’s “Star Wars: The Clone Wars,” and try to make as many Star Trek references as they can. Will Yoda be there? Who is that lady with the green lightsaber? Will we find out the backstory of Anakin hating sand, aside from it being coarse and getting everywhere? Find out in this week’s episode! Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Yup. Laugh it up, asshole.

Just as we get back from the July 4th weekend, it’s now grilling season in America. So, this week on Best of the Best, Andrew and Mark pay homage to all those high-octane Grillseekers out there who’ll do anything for the perfect burg. Listen in as they discuss the Best Novelty Grilling Item, the worst people at a barbecue and their upcoming diplomatic trip to Yogurtland. Make sure you’ve got your plate ready for this meaty topic by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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When pizza’s in a national fast food chain, you can eat pizza anytime.

We’re spreading the love this week on Best of the Best, as Mark and Andrew discuss the Golden Arches, McDonald’s. Special orders certainly don’t upset us as the guys discuss Michael Jordan gambling with french fries, pineapples on burgers and being forced to build your own damn burger. Pay at the first window, then pull forward for your podcast order by clicking the play button below or downloading the episode directly right here.

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These people are ready to tell you about your awful work etiquette.

Mark and Andrew welcome summer by getting it lined up with its start paperwork, as we discuss the HR Department this week on Best of the Best. It’s HR out the wazoo, from the Best Home Run Call to Mark’s insulting trip to Sizzler. Make sure to attend the mandatory harassment meeting at 10 am, then click the play button below or download the episode directly right here.

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Couldn’t afford a new piece of art for this post.

Get low with Andrew and Mark, as we discuss Low Budget Horror this week on Best of the Best. From overused horror tropes to running out of money before your next paycheck, this week is all about that sense of dread included with having zero dollars. Get your cell phone out, decide to pay either your power or water bill this month and click the play button below to listen or download the episode directly right here.

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The bravest fighting soul.

Attention, soldiers! Best of the Best finally gets its fifth star, becoming the most decorated jerks around as they discuss Military Personnel on this week’s episode. From Beetle Bailey to Teddy Roosevelt, we talk about the fighting men and women of our military. Gather your gear, get your boots on and fall in by clicking the play button below to listen or download the episode directly right here.

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Pictured: My heart.

June is here and Best of the Best’s resident gloomy Gus, Andrew, is ready to ring it in with open arms. The guys talk about June Gloom here on Best of the Best, and then get distracted by YouTube videos as Mark talks about art. It’s a real barnburner. Flip that calendar page over by clicking the play button below to listen or download the episode directly right here.

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Pictured: Andrew at 31st birthday party. Watermark included.

It’s a real fire hazard in the blimp for this week’s Best of the Best, as Andrew celebrates his 31st birthday. And both of the guys are celebrating Episode 115 of Best of the Best: Born Again. Mark and Andrew discuss their inevitable deaths, Bruce Springsteen and valium. Also, did I mention our inevitable deaths? Because that’s something to keep in mind. Anyway, let’s get ready to cut the cake by clicking the play button below to listen or download the episode directly right here.

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Uhhh, maybe not the best choice of picture. But, it’s too late now.

Don’t call it a comeback. Because we might owe some money to the estate of LL Cool J. Just call it a return to form, as Best of the Best makes its triumphant reappearance. You know the drill: Mark and Andrew will talk about three Best Ofs, and decide who is the most right. Lots at stake. Also, we figure out how much we owe in back rent on the garage we’ve been storing the zeppelin in. Head in and bask in the nostalgia by clicking the play button below to listen or download the episode directly right here.

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The only funny book character I want to see live is Richie Rich. That kid is hysterical.

In a stunning season finale, Episodic Memories hits the road to bask in the superhero stupor of “Marvel Universe Live!” A traveling stage show featuring characters like Spider-Man, Wolverine and The Hulk, we get front row seats to find out how many motorcycles get driven and which superhero has the best kickflip (the results MAY surprise you). Andrew and Mark also discuss the giddy glee of getting nearby children to dislike you. As a brief programming note, this will be the last Episodic Memories for a little bit, but fret not, there’s still plenty of material coming down the pipe. In fact, we’re switching back to a weekly format for the summer. Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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