Uh, it’s a BLUE light, not an ORANGE light, box art. Get it right, or pay the price.

We’ve got construction coming up and those idiots at the home office sent over a Killdozer, instead of the backhoe and driller we asked for. But, we’ve got to get this thing done, so we’ll be strapping in with Killdozer this week on TV Movie Night. Andrew and Mark experience the B-movie madness of a mysteriously controlled piece of construction equipment, all while finding parallels between killer bulldozers and the Nixon White House. Oh, and we welcome Baby Killdozer into the world and look forward to their next appearance on this very podcast. Listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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This appears to be a lot more “After-y” than the movie itself.

It’s a new year, so you know what that means? Doing your taxes! And also a new podcast feature from these two jerks. We still are interested in the world of television, but Andrew and Mark are going more cinematic as they open up the long-forgotten world of television movies on TV Movie Night! We start everything off with one of the biggest TV movies to date: ABC’s The Day After. Bombs are dropping, but everyone can huddle up and listen to our analysis of this early 80’s classic. Listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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We’ve got an emergency here! And it’s a good one!

We checked the couch cushions and found this lost episode of Episodic Memories tucked inside of it. Mark and Andrew wind up the crank phone and roll out with an episode of Emergency! We’ve got it all: Handsome doctors! Lack of plot closure! And nothing but shots of 60s Los Angeles! Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Not pictured: Bottles of scotch, also wearing Santa hats.

It’s been some time, but we’ve gotten over our hauntings to round out the year in wonderful fashion. Andrew and Mark dive head first into the world of variety with the Dean Martin Christmas Special on this week’s Episodic Memories. From jokes about Eisenhower to a medley of every Christmas song that’s ever existed, this show has got it all. Then, get a very positive and not at all depressing roundup of the year. Trim that tree, polish off that bourbon and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Woooooo! Scaaaaaaary!

Three years running! It’s the world-famous Spooktacular 2015! Andrew and Mark are joined by fellow podcast aficionados Jefferson and Jason from “Ask Jefferson,” as a murder is afoot. There’s rain and podcasts and all the other sorts of scary Halloween stuff you’d expect from the scary Halloween podcast. We hope you enjoy this scripted bit of nonsense. Listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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The fanciest logo the year 2018 can buy!

It’s October and you know what that means? Less than three months until Christmas! But, also, Halloween, I guess? We kick off Spooky-tober with this haunting episode of SeaQuest DSV. You’ll see scary sights of Roy Scheider talking to ghosts and crappy holograms! And haunted ships! And a surprising lack of skepticism! Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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The revolution will not be televised. Mainly because it’s in HD, and this appears to have been dragged out of my grandmother’s house.

It’s here! A brand-new television season is here, and Andrew and Mark crack open the newest offerings. And because we’re busy guys who ain’t got time to mess around with television shows, we get to the meat of the issue by just watching the trailers for these shows. Join us in discussing these snapshots of shows and get in on the ground floor of the next big program! (It’s gonna be Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Mark my words.) Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Pictured: Real person.

Spooky-tober arrives early, as Mark and Andrew head downstairs and discover HBO’s “Tales from the Crypt.” In this week’s episode, Mark discusses his abject terror over the Cryptkeeper, we get a brand-new chapter in “The Guy That Pooped Out a Poop Monster” and we get a bonus look at selling HBO’s brand of blood and boobs to kids via a game show.  Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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Seems like a real lousy way to keep track of important stuff, but what do I know?

Mark and Andrew are all about urban exploration as they begin exploring warehouses of all shapes and sizes, from Warehouse 9 all the way to Warehouse 54. But, SyFy’s “Warehouse 13” is the place that has us the most interested. Combining elements from Indiana Jones, Moonlighting and Home Improvement, Andrew and Mark settle in to check out this fun take on tomb raiding this week on Episodic Memories. Also, the guys settle in to play the fastest growing quiz sensation, “Is This Funny?” Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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The only unreal thing is someone got paid money to create that logo.

It’s time to get real. REALLY real, with Lifetime’s “UnReal,” which exposes the seedy real underbelly of unreal reality shows. Really. Mark and Andrew try to reel it in with the realness and figure out what the hell is happening in this show. From masturbating on set to messing with someone’s prescription medication, this show really has it all. Real talk. Get excited and listen in by clicking here and let us know what you think, if you wouldn’t mind.

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