When the artist formerly known as WhiteSoxDave decided he wouldn't chain himself to a statue because Manny Machado signed with the Padres, Pres re-nicknamed him mouse. The Chicago guys try to come to his defense but make up no ground in the eyes of El Pres. Robert Kraft found himself in a sticky situation on Friday, which led to Dave having to spin zone for the entire Patriots organization. Dave pre-fires Greenie, the Fordham Pussy Patrol makes their debut, and more on this week's Barstool Radio.