Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids

Welcome back to Best Whatever Ever! This isn’t one of our usual story adventures — instead, Ira is popping in with a message for our listeners to say hello, explain where we’ve been, and remind everyone that BWE is still very much alive.

As it turns out, Spencer and Scarlett aren’t quite the “little kids” they used to be. These days, they’re busy with school, sports, friends, and — of course — video games. In this episode, Ira shares updates on what they’ve been up to and reflects on how much they’ve grown since the very first episode (Where Do Giant Monsters Poop?!).

Stick around to the end for shout-outs to listeners. A reminder that all 40+ episodes of Best Whatever Ever! are still available for free wherever you get your podcasts. Whether you’re a longtime fan or discovering the show for the first time, check us out!

As always — thank you for listening, sharing, and supporting the show. ❤️ TheBestWhateverEver.com

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Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

Sam loves life on the farm, but everything changes when he plants a single chocolate chip—and wakes up to a magical cookie tree! Fresh, gooey cookies hang from its branches every day, but soon, Sam notices they’re mysteriously disappearing. Determined to catch the "cookie thief," Sam sets up traps and searches for clues. But when he uncovers the surprising truth, he realizes the joy of sharing might be the best treat of all.

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Stick around after the story for the outro: we give a ton of SHOUT-OUTS to kids in our audience! As always, I really hope I didn’t mispronounce anyone’s name! Please let me know if I did and I’ll correct it when I produce the next episode. And please let me know if I forgot to mention you. I’ll make it up to you in the next episode too. 

In our next episode, we’ll tell a story about a tree that grows chocolate chip cookies!

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• X: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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01:52 - The story starts here!

11:36 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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We’re back! We know it’s been a loooooong break – some of our listeners are probably now in college! ;) Spencer and Scarlett have some stories they really want to share. So here they are! First: Scarlett tells a short story about Lily having an adventure in her home when her air conditioner breaks during a heat wave. Then Spencer tells a story about a kid named Jack who desperately wants to get into Ninja School! TheBestWhateverEver.com

Stick around after the story for the outro: we give a ton of SHOUT-OUTS to kids in our audience! As always, I really hope I didn’t mispronounce anyone’s name! Please let me know if I did and I’ll correct it when I produce the next episode. And please let me know if I forgot to mention you. I’ll make it up to you in the next episode too. 

In our next episode, we’ll tell a story about a tree that grows chocolate chip cookies!

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• X: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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02:53 - The story starts here!

08:00 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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In this brand new episode of Best Whatever Ever! take a journey with Percival, the world’s best airline pilot… who happens to be eight-years old! But when a super nervous passenger comes onboard, he’s in for the ride of his life as Percival navigates past aliens, giant monsters and meteor showers. TheBestWhateverEver.com

Stick around after the story for the outro: we give a ton of SHOUT-OUTS to kids in our audience! (I really hope I didn’t mispronounce anyone’s name! Please let me know if I did, and I’ll correct it when I produce the next episode. Also, I accidentally deleted a few messages. So if you wrote to us and never got a reply or didn’t hear your name in the shout-outs, please e-mail us back!)

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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03:02 - The story starts here!

10:59 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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We’re back with SEASON 4! In this episode we talk about – brace yourselves — boogers! So yeah, it’s a little gross but in a super mega extra silly way. Alex has picked the perfect booger. But when the Booger Fairy comes in the middle of the night to take his prized pick, Alex will stop at nothing to get it back! TheBestWhateverEver.com

Stick around after the story for the outro: we give a ton of SHOUT-OUTS to kids in our audience! (I really hope I didn’t mispronounce anyone’s name! Please let me know if I did, and I’ll correct it when I produce the next episode.)

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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03:06 - The story starts here!

11:31 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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We’re in-between seasons and on summer vacation… in the meantime, we’re bringing you this very special BONUS EPISODE, which features not one, but TWO short stories written and narrated by Spencer and Scarlett. Spencer’s story is about Friday the 13th and Scarlett’s is about Fairies! We hope everyone is having a great summer! TheBestWhateverEver.com

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

Once upon a time pirates and ninjas were friends. They teamed up to fight zombie swarms and alien invasions and saved the world together thousands of times! But then the great FALLING OUT happened and they became SWORN ENEMIES! But when a pirate girl and a ninja boy find themselves stranded together on a deserted island, they must put aside their ninja kicks and pirate stomps and work together in order to survive! TheBestWhateverEver.com

In the intro we mentioned the following past episodes: 

• Ice Cream Penguins in Space!
• The Curse of the Pinky Promise Pinky!
• The Pegasus & the Bulldozer
• New Year, New Me!

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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05:09 - The story starts here!

13:16 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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It’s Wendy’s job to wake up the world. Literally. Every morning, Wendy wakes up super early… before everyone! But one morning, an under-the-bed monster sabotages her routine and keeps night from turning to day. Now it’s up to Wendy to figure out how to do her job and make sure a new day can begin! TheBestWhateverEver.com

In the intro our listeners wrote in and mentioned the following past episodes: 

• Ice Cream Penguins in Space!
• The Tale of the Mermaid Tail
• The Curse of the Pinky Promise Pinky!

You can now buy Best Whatever Ever! MERCH! T-shirts, stickers, whatever! Go to: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 
• Merch: https://bestwhateverever.threadless.com

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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05:02 - The story starts here!

12:22 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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It’s a MASH-UP episode! What happens when you take a pegasus and a bulldozer and smoosh them together in the same story? Tune-in to follow the adventures of Wendell, a pegasus who just can’t seem to follow the rules of the “Pegasus Pack.” When Wendell stumbles onto an abandoned bulldozer, all the rules go out the window and his world opens up in ways he never imagined. TheBestWhateverEver.com

In the intro our listeners wrote in and mentioned the following past episodes:

• The Curse of the Pinky Promise Pinky
• Beach Day Disaster

And here are the stories they mentioned with Herman Horrendous and Aidan the Superhero:

• All the Superpowers Ever!
• Kid vs. Claus
• Kid, Claus & the Naughty List
• Summer is Canceled!

Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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03:37 - The story starts here!

16:50 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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It’s a new year and that means it’s time for a NEW YOU! Or does it? Jonah can’t think of anything to change about himself, but he thinks that’s what’s expected of everyone at the beginning of each new year. In search of a New Year's Resolution, he stumbles onto a mysterious shop run by one of Santa’s elves. Christmas is over, but this elf is determined to still do good in the “off-season.” But even with the best of intentions, the elf’s generosity goes comically awry! TheBestWhateverEver.com

As we mentioned in the intro, Valentine’s Day is coming up. Check out our Valentine’s Day story from season 2, “Cupid Crushes It!”

Happy New Year! Please share, subscribe and leave us a review and rating on APPLE PODCASTS. Much appreciated! Also, you can now leave ratings on SPOTIFY. Please give us a 5-star rating there too! Thank you!

You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Please share questions or feedback or art or… whatever via:

• Visit our website: TheBestWhateverEver.com 
• Instagram: @BestWhateverEver (tag us!)
• Twitter: @BestWhateverPod
• Facebook 
• Email: [email protected] 

Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids written, produced, edited and hosted by Ira Singerman, along with his bosses Spencer and Scarlett. Our theme song is by Sander Kalmeijer. Additional music and sound effects from storyblocks.com. 

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04:19 - The story starts here!

16:35 - The outro with Ira, Spencer & Scarlett starts here! 

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