Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open...

Joey returns for 5th time...

Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies...

Doug as a public servant...

A repeated SOTW.?...

Matt gets no respect, self or otherwise...

An actual produced bed...

Fantasy Football ...

Pool tables...not just for oral any more...

Hot nuns...

Matt cries again...

There are some pauses in here, but use them as moments of self-reflection or go fuck yourself...

Doug questions his masculinity...

Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks...

Matt cries....multiple times...

An earworm...

Spandex uniforms and mushroom heads...

Thumbs in asses...

A movie so complicated neither Matt nor Doug understood exactly what happened...

Matt says he can beat up a celebrity...

Announcement of the Christmas movie and the return of a guest...

Matt throws some shade...

All that and more...

A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes...

Matt is in a funk...

Thanksgiving...

Doug finds some hidden treasure...

Matt's son provides podcast gold...

How realistic is the idea of being offered stuff for a 5 star recruit...

All that plus a few things more...

Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record...

Timezones, who do they work...

Doug likes to gaslight people...

Matt is a big pussy...

Doug takes in the arts...

Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed...

Matt poops in his pants and is not...

A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules...

Doug throws a curveball for next week...

All that and more as we hit the gas and go into...

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible...

Poop or fruit...

Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie...

Lots of technical issues on both sides...

Doug is busy stuffing columns...

Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit...

A super highly rated movie, do they like it...

All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay for in...

I honestly don't know what to write here...

I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable...

Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast...

One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad...

Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast...

Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in...

Lots of geek moments...

Are goths sexy...

Would you go to the future if you had a chance...

All this and more as we go back to the past to save the future...

Updated

Matt has surgery...

Matt is on drugs...

Inappropriate humor...

Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it...

Fear of being crippled...

Doug has a war boner...

Saw films...

Other stuff...

All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

Technical issues...

Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast...

Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold...

Anal in The Omen...

Matt and Doug are old...

Tristar...

Prison fears...

Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo...

Sly gives speeches...

All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...

Matt has a trip...

Doug slides down the dinosaur...

Matt is depressed...

Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune...

Ball shaving...

A boatload of porn is up for auction...

Does working for the devil have a matching 401k...

Monologues, lots of monologues...

A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut...

Does parenting take a back seat to any job...

All this plus lots of stuff that will make sure Matt goes to hell...