Watch what you do at the beach...

One slips past the censors...

The girl from Cheers or the girl from Dirty Dancing?

Michael Crichton...

The bassist from Kiss...

Johnson!

Short, but that doesn't mean bad, just ask Doug...

Grab an unfiltered camel and sit for a spell...

Does Matt have VD?

Can Matt make it through a podcast without a Can't Buy Me Love clip?

How bad is Burt Reynolds wig?

How creepy is the May/December relationship in the movie?

Season 12 kicks off with a movie that is...what it is...

Matt is a bad person, but is trying to change...

Doug has bad taste and sticks to his guns...

Ass eating...

Themes for next season are discussed...

Football in Texas...

Segments go away...

The 11th season wraps up and we prepare for a film no one has even heard of...

Can a bad person star in a good movie?

Can two bad people create a good podcast?

Is listening to the radio during a crisis appropriate?

So much Steven Seagal voice...

Matt gets called out for his movie choices...

Matt decides to outsource his movie choices for next season...

It's a family affair.

Matt (and family) jump to the 2000's to take a look at the Will Ferrel cosplay vehicle Elf.

Does it work?

Does it hold up?

Some segments stay, some do not.

Is Matt a curmudgeon?

All this and more...

Smile Theo, it's Christmas.

Matt realizes he was an asshole in high school.

When is a movie two movies?

Does it live up to the nostalgia?

How the hell is this a Matt movie?

Matt's season of 80s bangers comes to a close.

They're paying for you, you listen to it.

This episode has everything...

Joey joins Matt and Doug for the 4th time.

Betamax Rewind expands its empire...

Betamax Rewind loses a listener...

Pubic hair in museums...and after divorce...

Are homemade gifts shitty?

Can a mass murderer be redeemed?

What movies is Matt NOT doing for his non-80s films?

And check out the cover art, Matt takes a lot of time on this shit...

All this and more...

Apologies for any sex workers that listen to the podcast.

So many interruptions...

Matt and Doug talk about strip club interactions.

Does everyone have a past?

Is tossing salad okay? How many salads has the salad tosser tossed before the current salad?

Cheating in a dream.

Doug has his Spielberg moment.

There's something strange on your podcast feed, who you gonna call...Joe Rogan. Or Matt and Doug

Comedies are hard. How does it hold up?

Does Dana have a kind chin?

Completely overlook Matt and Doug's opinions on the afterlife.

Anyway....

Treading on some shaky ground.

Are Matt and Doug mature enough (as podcasters, not as people) to handle this movie?

How many Sarahica Jessica Parker jokes will there be?

A war movie, but a war movie that neither host knows much about that particular war.

Join in the fun and discuss the civil war...