Better Bible

We come to Daniel - the last of the major prophets and this is a weird and bleak fucker. But we do have that kitten we were waiting for!

Ok peoples.

its the penultimate major prophet and this one is all about pulp fiction or something

This is a little short poetry break for you all. And basically, everything sad. its a bleak start to your Sunday, but just make sure you listen and then go have a hug.

Behold! More prophets really milking a simple point. Fucking Jeremiah

See you later Wisdom - Hello Major Prophets! And we kick off in style - by style, i mean its a long one people. So strap in, and prepare yourself for roughly half an hour of erratic god love/god hate with a few particularly upsetting bits. Lets do this!

Lets finish off the books of wisdom in style - so once more i turn to the phenomenal talent of Ian Bowkett to knock up a sexy little tune for you all. Please sit back and enjoy the Psalm Song

Here we go - lets get involved with some good old fashioned smut. I’ve kept this episode short to make sure you don’t embarrass yourself in public. Goodness me its mucky! Dirty Bible, in your basket!

I mean … I can only apologise for the bleakness of this one. This book is goth as fuck. Good luck everyone.

Look here - we are deep inside the books of wisdom at the moment, and excuse me as i leap right over psalms - we’ll get to that worry not! But for now, lets check in with Solomon and see what all that wisdom he received actually was. Surely it won’t simply be all about domestic violence?

We are onto the books of WISDOM y’all! And what wise things do we start with? the valuable lesson that bullying is justifiable so long as there definitely isn’t a moral you’re trying to prove.