Better Bible

We did it! no more narrative section!

Here we go - for a bit of a change, lets hear this story DIRECTLY from the mouth of long dead Mr Nehemiah! That’ll be a treat won’t it?

As ever - go argue about bible on twitter and instagram and … right, tell everyone to listen this and then get back to me

Its another one of those bible stories largely about a temple. build build build - fall fall fall, build build - say what you like about bible, but it is a bit same isn’t it? like … if we’re honest?

its the concluding part of the recap of all the books so far chatted on about in the bible. this is a lot - with lists and rehash and all kinds of nonsense. come play on the twitters and the instagrams and all that good stuff.

OK - listen right. This is simply taking the piss. This is essentially just summing up the last 4 book.s Absolutely livid

@bible_better i think

so many kings - bu at least they are all proper ly lovely and do their jobs properly. right?

@bible_better on twitter

You don’t think I’d leave you hanging do you? Here you go pals, the seconds and concluding part of the adventures of Samuel … well, the adventures of a job load other people that are kinda sort of put into motion by Samuel even though he hardly figures in the story.

Now - off you fuck to @bible_better on TwitTwok to voice any objections

Here we go then. Lets get some fighting, some Daviding and some pissing in all via the mystical voices inside one Samuels head

@bible_better for all your moaning needs.

There's been a lot of brutal violence so far. Let's calm things down with a little bit of a love story.

So listen, enjoy, then jump over to twitter to piss and moan about whatsoever is on your mind @bible_better