Better Off Undead

In this week’s BOU, Ray Chase came back from the dead! Not really, but he did spice things up a bit. First, while waiting for Ray to get back on, Dave talked about his constant struggle with his Mac. Apparently, no matter how much RAM he puts on his computer, Mavericks takes IT ALL UP […]

After a week off, BOU just got more disturbing, offensive, and unbelievably piss-your-pants funny. We went from having nothing to talk about to plenty, which is never good. The best part was Dave trying to rant while avoiding any screaming or vulgarity because his family was in the very next room. The result was hilarious. […]

Making a return visit to the show, listener favorites, Carl Sinclair and Darren Wearmouth stopped by to hang out. Carl, operating on VERY little sleep, looked absolutely baked. Dave talked about the danger of appliances and the imminent robot takeover. Carl talked about how he is going to blog about meals for geeks. Johnny doesn’t know what Daleks are! […]

Another week, another malady. This week Dave told us about his recent eye injury where he scratched his cornea, which left him frazzled. The story of HOW it happened would be funny if not sad, and all the more reason for Dave to lose weight. Dave also talked about his search for the PERFECT PILLOW. […]

We had a rare female guest on BOU this week, Ashley Coombe, who clearly has not heard our recent episodes. The show began with a few new openings that are awesome. Dave talked about his nightmare of an earache and his attempt to get medical care from the WORST walk-in clinic EVER. Ashley then told […]

Johnny went to speak to a school this week and is nervous that the kids might someday find Better Off Undead! Dave talks about why we should STOP SHAKING HANDS! Dave is afraid of the Fiction Unboxed Summit meeting in Texas this summer and doesn’t want to shake people’s hands. The guys proposed some rules […]

In yet another effort to add culture and class to our show, Carl Sinclair and Darren Wearmouth stopped by for another visit. Darren decided to surprise Dave by wearing a disturbing fox mask, though he swears it’s not his dogging costume. We talked about Alaskan pipelines, how Carl’s daughter’s school is ripping him off for a coupon book, and […]

In what might be our most disturbing, LEAST SAFE FOR WORK SHOW EVER, Carl Sinclair and Darren Wearmouth stopped by for another visit, this time to bring some culture to the BOU podcast and teach us Americans about the rest of the world. So if you’re not yet familiar with terms like dogging, piking, and […]

In this episode we talked about: our episode with Darren Wearmouth and Carl Sinclair. Craig Ferguson leaving, which makes Dave sad. use of the word twat vs. cunt and lots of British stuff. Then Sean talked about his little league story. We then suggested we start a Kickstarter to end Better Off Undead! And Dave […]

On this week’s episode we have TWO special guests — UK writer Darren Wearmouth and Australian writer Carl Sinclair, who joined us for a fun-filled episode packed full of foreigny goodness! We talked about cultural differences, defending your queen, bearding, the power of giving up, cricket (gasp!), and a BUNCH of other awesomeness! You can […]