Better Off Undead

This week, Dave digs deep into his butt to figure out what the hell is wrong with himself? The answer: everything. But the problem isn’t really Dave so much as almost EVERY ONE else. Find out why going out with Dave is a pure “joy.” You can check out the video version here:

This week’s show started off with Sean sticking something phallic in his mouth, which pretty much set the tone for another off the rails show. We then had a return of: What’s Up Dave’s Butt? Dave went on a rant about voicemail. Sean then pointed out Dave’s hypocrisy. Sean and Johnny then both had some […]

After a week off, the guys returned with the results of the enneagram personality test they took. Johnny decided he’d also take the test as he thought Dave would answer the questions. The guys decided to also try and guess how each other scored. How well do the guys know each other? Find out in […]

This episode began with a recap of last week’s episode, Decoy Wallet (and the resulting fallout). We then debuted the “What’s Up Dave’s Butt?” theme song provided by super fan, Stephanie! (Thanks, Steph!) Which was of course followed by “What’s Up Dave’s Butt? The McDonald’s Edition!” where Dave went through a litany of EXACTLY how […]

If you thought Dave was crazy before, you haven’t heard anything yet. Two words: decoy wallet. Strap in and listen to a very special Better Off Undead which begins innocently enough with Johnny playing the last episode of BOU for his wife to see what she thought of Dave. And then Johnny tells a story […]

On today’s episode, Sean read from an epic rant that Dave wrote about someone whose name we won’t mention. Johnny then came up with some genius ways that Dave could market his anger, providing a much needed service to the people. Dave then talked about his issue with (most) internet marketers. The guys then responded […]

This week, Dave follows up his sink installation experience, and talks about his huge plumbing bill resulting from that job. Dave and Johnny talk about their ineptitude at building ANYTHING. Then they talk about their sons being in the boy scouts, and wonder if there’s a merit badge for writing. Sean then reads a letter […]

This week marks a change to Better Off Undead, in that we’re actually going to have topics to talk about! Our topics today include: posture (ooh, exciting!) marketing versus creating art (which was inspired by a segment in a recent  NSFW show) Miley Cyrus twerking at the VMA’s. and an 8 year old who was charged […]

This week we talked about the whole Ben Affleck as Batman thing, and superheroes with writer/comic geek, Carl Sinclair. We then discussed good comic movies versus bad comic movies (most of them). We talked about how surprisingly good Thor was. And we bitched about our number one complaint with comic movies: THE CONSTANT FUCKING REBOOTS […]

OK, we’re not really interviewing ourselves. Listener Stephanie emailed us some questions asking if we could answer them on the show. Not having anything else planned for this episode, we said, sure, what the hell. So if you’d like to know more about us, how and why we write, and what the hell a “Mexican […]