Better Sexpectations

jessica massey

8:42 PM (2 minutes ago)

to me

After a somewhat lengthy hiatus (sorry, y’all, but we’ve got shit goin’ on), we’re FINALLY back. Well, taking a backseat, that is. Because sometimes, you just need to shut the f**k up and listen. Join guest hosts illustrator Manny Mayo and videographer Taylor Whaley in this special episode they’re calling the Tanny Takeover! They’re talking celebrities, politics, porn, and much more. If you think the governor of Georgia is an ass hat, and you’re down for a little cyber bullying for a cause (think about what Paramount Pictures almost did to Sonic last year), then you’ll enjoy this week’s episode. Hot takes include celebrity drama on twitter, the Handmaid’s Tale, white dudes with dirty fingernails, how the PSP revolutionized portable porn, and much more. Stay safe, wash your hands, fight against racial injustice, and wear a goddamn mask.

And for the last f***ing time, Manny doesn’t love mayo...it’s just his name.

Executive Producers

@better_sexpectations

Jess Crisler

@perfect_crime_

Jess Massey

Writers/Producers

Manny Mayo

@extra_Mayo

@gottalovemayo

Taylor Whalor

@taylorwhalor

@latejuneofficial

Director/Editor

Joseph Hudon

@joehudon3

josephhudon.com

Cinematographer/Key Grip

Leigh Harmer

@cherubfacts

http://Leighves.com

Photographer

Paulus Abuakel

@snaptapphotos

http://Snaptapphotos.com

Special Graphics

Jess Massey

Youtube video they talk about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xML37NnX34A

Tamala Horsford Petition

https://www.change.org/p/state-of-georgia-fire-sheriff-ron-freeman-stop-his-corruption-and-constant-cover-ups-as-sheriff-in-forsyth-county?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_15332496_en-US%3Av1&recruiter=967721450&recruited_by_id=89dfe020-8610-11e9-903e-b9dd9b8f05c0&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initialtical

Video about Tamala Horsford:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc9hDqR-UqY&feature=youtu.be

Article of Washington POC kids getting sent back first:

https://justthenews.com/government/local/washington-state-suggests-schools-could-give-priority-nonwhite-students-during?amp

https://twitter.com/bitchmynamekris/status/1284115578718957568?s=10

Jess and Jess are back after a very short hiatus with another quarantine edition episode in collaboration with Mammal Gallery for your listening pleasure! Join us as we reminisce on younger days, long before coronavirus, when we used to think it was perfectly acceptable to f*** dudes whose only furniture was a bare mattress on a dirty floor and a box of ill-fitting clothes from the Value Village on Moreland Ave. And don’t you dare point out that we still do this (we don’t… but we do… but we aren’t gonna anymore okay??). If you think that’s the extent of embarrassingly hilarious content in this episode, then you really don’t know us at all. We tell our most horrifying shit stories and dive deep into some yahoo questions that never should have been asked. But wait! There’s more! Waffle House, condom socks, and hotdogs make cameos; Yellow Jess shares her new porn-consumption habits; and Red Jess reveals a recent penchant for narrative arcs.

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On the last BS Episode @mammalgallery Twitch Livestream, Jess and Jess discussed consent, quarantine partners, and what to do if you find yourself in a 6-year-long fantasy correspondence with your old drug dealer. Make sure to tune in and donate to our favorite arts/music venue @mammalgallery.

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Jess and Jess are back in collaboration with Mammal Gallery with Episdode 2: Quarantine Edition and joined by the best Krystal in Atlanta! No, we’re not talking about the fast food joint with delicious tiny burgers and heinously soggy fries (this is in the top 5 things Red Jess complains about regularly)… we’re talking about the one and only Krystal Visions, Atlanta-based tarot reader and numerologist whose vision is to help others use the tarot as a tool for self illumination and subconscious studies. Join us as Krystal Visions gives each of us our own 5-card erotic tarot reading (we only cry a little bit) and talks about vulnerability in sexual practices. Check out @krystal_visions on Instagram and book a reading (there’s a special deal hidden in this episode). You can watch the video recording of this episode at www.twitch.tv/mammalgallery/

If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode please go to www.twitch.tv/mammalgallery/

This week, she sat down with us for a couple of erotic readings and to talk about vulnerability.

Krystal Visions

Erotic City: Tarot Readings For Sex

https://www.awakenedqueen.com/blog/2018/6/3/erotic-city-tarot-readings-for-sex

We’re teaming up with Mammal Gallery again this week to bring you Episode 2 of Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition featuring special guest @haleyhasenuncensored ! We covered A LOT of ground on this one... from trauma-informed art therapy to post-coital crying (picking up on a theme, here?) to exhibitionism to yuckin’ others’ yums and MUCH more. Join us as we get to know Haley a little deeper and trust us, she’s a fuckin’ badass. If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode please go to www.twitch.tv/mammalgallery/

Join us for Better Sexpectations: Quarantine Edition produced in collaboration with Mammal Gallery!

Guess what, y’all? We’re comin’ at ya this week on camera, just to reassure you that we’re still here, even though we aren’t together. In this week’s episode, Yellow Jess talks about an ex getting emotional in bed and Red Jess receives a not-so-appreciated “compliment” during sex, which prompts a discussion about body dysmporphia and lovin’ ourselves. Yellow Jess mentions a much-anticipated virtual date (don’t worry, we’ll update y’all on how that turns out) while Red Jess gets REALLY into alone time. Oh yeah, and if you feel the need to cry during quarantine, we’re here for you. Just give us a heads up first, okay? If you'd like to see the video recording of this episode please go to www.twitch.tv/mammalgallery/

Are you into anal sex on a blow-up mattress? How about yelling, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a crowd of your friends? Or maybe you love donating a ton of menstrual products to a local homeless shelter? Guess what, fuckers! EP 005 has all of these and more. Join us as we react to and recount our experiences with our first-ever live show. Don't worry, if you missed it, you can listen to the full recording in this week's episode. Press play, and for the love of masturbation, don't talk over us.